MiKe's definitions

Mallcore

kids who love hanging out at the mall aka mallrats

heather livingstons friends are so mallcore it discuts me

by mike December 7, 2003

pet my poopie

slang term for suck my dick, or play with my cat. only used by Special Blend (the band) and it is copywritten as our trademark

Hey Robert, pet my poopie

by mike March 16, 2003

nekkid

White trash for naked or nude.

Hey Clem! Youse nekkid! I kin see yo weenie!

by mike May 23, 2003

Candyman

candyman which had a movie created after him also had a myth left behind. the object of seeing candy man was to stare into a mirror at any time and chant his name 3 times. eventually he will appear behind you with his hand replaced by a hook and wearing a trenchcoat.

candyman....candyman....candyman...

by mike July 6, 2003

beastonster

a person of such amazingness that calling them a beast or a monster is not enough

"damn you are such a beastonster

by mike January 18, 2005

heebie jeebies

the reaction one feels when surrounded by many jews.

damn, these jews keep calling me an anti semite cause i saw The Passion, they givin me the heebie jeebies

by mike June 25, 2004

Gorbachev

When one smears poop on the forehead of a sleeping person similar to the birthmark on the forehead of Mikhail Gorbachev, famous Russian premier

Hes gonna be real bitter when i give him a gorbachev tonight

by MIKE August 28, 2003