Newton

When you beat off while taking a shit, while timing it so you drop a huge log right as you spurt, causing an "equal but opposite" reaction.

He's been in the bathroom for a long-ass time...

Yeah, he's probably pullin' a Newton

by Mike July 25, 2008

Marissa Horsey

Hott!!! very cool to talk to on the internet! does not like russel the way i want her too!!

"look ris, its russel"

by Mike April 20, 2005

blueberry

Reference to 80mg Oxycontin tablets commonly used in Boston neighborhoods

I took a blueberry earlier today and I'm still wrecked

by Mike February 11, 2005

pick up line

a normally bad way to pick up girl

Notorius pick up lines:
Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

I know that milk does a body good, but damn- how much have you been drinking?

You must be Jamaican cause you’re making me crazy.

The only thing that would look better on you is me.

You must be tired cause you been running threw my mind ALL day.

I lost my virginity can i have yours?

Hey baby, I lost my bed can I sleep in yours?

Stop, you're under arrest! You stole my heart.

by Mike December 28, 2005

shovelhead

see shovel-head

you dumm shovelhead

by mike June 30, 2004

chicken wing

Used to describe something of insignificant importance.

It ain't no thing but a chicken wing.

by Mike January 06, 2004

dirtbike

Noun: High speed off-road racing motorcycle. 2 strokes and 4 strokes.
4 stroke dirtbike = GOOD
2 stroke dirtbike = BAAD

Types of dirtbike:
Trailbike, Trials bike, Motocross bike

I jumped my dirtbike 135 feet.
He did a sick whip on his dirtbike

by Mike January 04, 2005