fitzmas

The Charlie Brown-like sense of excitement experienced by leftists eagerly awaiting the indictment of (pleeeeease just one) high-ranking Bush Administration official in connection with the NON-outing of NON-secret agent Valerie Plame, before reality pulls a Lucy and removes the football from the path of their foot.

Merry Fitzmas, DUmmies! You gonna call for Armitage's indictment now?

by Mike September 07, 2006

turdpower

To take control of ones excretion. To hold the power of ones turds.

Man, I had some serious turdpower going on in there.

by Mike March 14, 2005

ABG

An ABG is an accidental boob grab, which can occur at any time, but is particularly likely during fast-paced dances like lindy hop or charleston. ABGs are not to be confused with the deliberate fondling that may be a part of bump 'n grind.

So I was dancing with Sarah, and the music got quick and I had an ABG by mistake. Then she slapped me.

by Mike November 12, 2006

buttpoo

Another term for taking a dump or "dropping a deuce."

How's your buttpoo?

by Mike March 31, 2003

venosta

freakin ghost town in Canadia.

Venosta is the best place in the world.

by Mike November 24, 2004

Quief

A vaginal fart

by Mike May 26, 2003

Whoosh

Rochester High School's Cross Country teams "Quote"

WHOOSH IT BITCH'S

Whoosh it on the gun.

by Mike October 29, 2004