MiKe's definitions
The Essance of Excellence. Also known as The best there is, was, and or ever will be......Greatness in its purest form. 2 men, named Mike and Jaime
by Mike October 14, 2004
Get the The Untouchablesmug. A game in which the object is to make the members of the opposing side cry. In an on-going effort to stop nature's selection it's now illegal.
by Mike October 22, 2003
Get the dodgeballmug. 
by Mike May 13, 2005
Get the Red Wingingmug. To be pretentious is to make a claim or put on an act to:
A) Fit into a group.
B) Appear "better" than you are or than others.
Pretentious people often fit into 2 groups:
i) Stupid pretentious people who no nothing of the subject they are acting pretentious about.
ii) Clever pretentious people who know about the subject they are acting pretentious about but think this makes them better.
A) Fit into a group.
B) Appear "better" than you are or than others.
Pretentious people often fit into 2 groups:
i) Stupid pretentious people who no nothing of the subject they are acting pretentious about.
ii) Clever pretentious people who know about the subject they are acting pretentious about but think this makes them better.
a) Look I have the same boots as you now! That makes me a true Punk/Goth/Rocker/insert generic group name.
b) You didn't like my poem? Well you probably didn't understand it. It was very deep.
i) I am a goth I love HIM.
ii) I have a degree in Philosophy...I therefore know a little more about theology than you could.
Another Example: My definition of "pretentious" is much better than the others on this site because I have an A in English.
Pretentious people often have no sense of humour and never laugh at themselves.
b) You didn't like my poem? Well you probably didn't understand it. It was very deep.
i) I am a goth I love HIM.
ii) I have a degree in Philosophy...I therefore know a little more about theology than you could.
Another Example: My definition of "pretentious" is much better than the others on this site because I have an A in English.
Pretentious people often have no sense of humour and never laugh at themselves.
by Mike December 28, 2005
Get the Pretentiousmug. bob:i will kill you {}=::::::::::::::::::>
by Mike February 2, 2005
Get the {}=[]::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>mug. A band that requires a little listening to understand how good they really are. Geddy Lee, the lead singer/vocalist has a really high-pitched voice, and has been compared to Robert Plant of Led Zeppelin.
by Mike May 5, 2005
Get the Rushmug.