MiKe's definitions

nizzo

1 part of a 2 word agreement

Fo shizzo ma nizzo!

by Mike January 15, 2004

groin

something I pulled once, that felt so good I pulled it again, and again......

when wearing kevlar, the groin is the most important area of protection

by Mike January 18, 2005

haji

hand job... usually given as a reward of something good

Pendleberry is the haji-master

"hey kinger, if u score a goal ill give u a haji after the game"

by mike April 23, 2004

kv

A girl that is smoking hot and you would love to get with.

Damn, check out that girl man, I'd love to tap that ass, she is definately a KV.

by Mike February 17, 2004

soup and salad

The act in which a person consumes a large amount of laxitive and proceeds to have their salad tossed while blasting diarrhea into the persons mouth.

Oh baby, I'm so bored with always getting a hot lunch from you, will you give me a soup and salad?

by Mike February 18, 2004

jabronie

a word that the Rock started as a craze but Jerry "the King" Lawler really origniated
a wannabe

guy #1: I'm dating a girl who wants to be punk.
guy #2: Well stop wasting your time and dump that jabronie!

by Mike January 4, 2004

FDD

Far Distance Disorder - happens when you see a guy/girl from far away thinking that he/she is hot, but turns out otherwise.

Wow, that girl looks fine! (after a closer look) Oh, it's just FDD.

by mike March 10, 2004