MiKe's definitions

Simpe

A wicked sick term that can be used to describe almost anything. You can thank J to the S, Joe Scuzza for this wonderful word.

"Oh man, that was wicked simpe, Scuzza!"

by Mike November 29, 2004

Donk Da Dong

An extremely large penis; full of girth and referred to as a dong. More literally hung like a donkey or horse.

I met this guy and he had a great donk da dong.

by Mike May 5, 2005

Ew Dude

1.Definition commonly quoted by Michael in situations where Ew is necessary.

Ew Dude!!!(Brian Simpson Laughs)

by Mike February 11, 2004

struthiously

in the manner of ostriches and related birds

He hid his head in the sand struthiously.

by Mike August 26, 2004

Hot Topic

the genious that invented it prolly made a lot of money- however, he made me emberassed to listen to slipknot.

He also killed the punk-goth scene and slowly bringing the hXc scene down as well.

watch in 3 years, the 12 year olds are gonna start wearing tight pants and hxc band shirts. their already selling Remembering Never shirts!

baggy pants- 50 dollars
slipknot shirt- 16 dollars
choker- 15 dollars
bracelets- 20 dollars
socks- 12.99

looking like a complete idiot and putting an end to the gothic culture. priceless

by mike September 28, 2004

Use Your Illusion

Only the best album in rock history created and performed by non other then Guns N' Roses!
-Use Your Illusion 1
-Use Your Illusion 2

I went out and bought both Use Your Illusion C.D.'s yesterday, there kick ass!

by Mike January 1, 2004

er-er

A covert reference to sexual activity, particularly in response to a non-sexual statement. Literally, the squeaking of a bed during sexual intercourse.

Gloria: Lisa, would you like help trimming that bush?
Kevin: Er-er.
Gloria: Huh?

by Mike December 26, 2004