the jury is still out

the period of time between sessions with a female, usually a 20 minute power-nap

she wanted to go again but to my disgrace the jury was still out

by Mike January 10, 2004

JEWREAN

korean/jew
worst racist insault towards korean

lee, park, song are fucking jewreans

by mike March 03, 2007

Your moms your face

When your face is actually your mom....

Hey! Your moms your face! Booya!

by Mike November 27, 2003

deutch oven

when one farts in bed a traps his girlfriend under blanket

I deutch ovened a girl last night after sex.

by Mike November 23, 2003

tonguefusion

a fusion of languages in a literary work.

James Joyce's "Finnegans Wake" is a perfect example of tonguefusion.

by Mike March 30, 2008

ivories

Piano keys. Now made from plastic or other synthetics, the keys were once made from elephant tusks.

Skinny Sanderson, you want to lower the lights, serve some champaign, and then tickle the ivories for a spell?

by Mike May 21, 2007

DMT

Rare, sought-after (by some) drug. Usually white/off-white crystalline powder. Related to a number of chemicals currently sold on the internet, however these are poor substitutes. The high can best be defined as a super-intense, half-hour trip. Subjectively it's " mental profile " is like that of mushrooms but is " visual profile " is like acid. The onset can best be defined as a psychedelic crack-rush. usually smoked in a glass pipe, smoke tastes like shit. Most often available in NorCal & Oregon from long-time heads.

Smoked some DMT. saw the elves. saw the mother-goddess creature-complex. saw the universe reduced to a tiny point of light. came back. crazy night.

by mike April 10, 2004