MiKe's definitions

Zumer

This is not an verb as such but a person! but this person is a clown, a tit, a wanker etc

Zumer you're a fucking tit/clown/wanker/etc

by mike December 18, 2003

giver pig

Used extensively in the Ottawa Valley by "hicks" when they are talking about snowmobiling.
Meaning: Must give it all you got, step on it, lets fuckin get it going.

Alright man , lets giver pig

by Mike October 20, 2004

~~

Cynical, rolling of the eyes. Expressed often at the end of sentences or just straight up.

Stupid Emo Freak 1: d00d, that is teh 0wnz0rs.
Non Emo Freak 2: ~~

by Mike January 23, 2005

noitalucso

To kiss (must be said in a french accent)

I love it when you noitalucso me especially upon my neck!

by Mike August 7, 2003

bank

In pool or billiards, to bounce a ball off of the wall of the pool table. See also bankshot.

Let me get this straight... you intend to bank the cue ball twice, hit the eight, and then have IT bank into the side pocket? Fifty bucks says you miss. Fifteen to one odds sound reasonable?

by Mike January 6, 2005

nijer

an insult, another word for nigger, however it by adding the "J" it seems lack the stigma the "n word" has.

hes a nijer

by mike February 16, 2004

lugnutt

when having sex with your woman from behind, you throw a piece of metal on her back substituting for an orgasm. once she turns around and says whats that you slap her with your dick and you then cum in her eye.

man my bitch is trippin cause i just hit her with a lugnutt!

by Mike August 2, 2004