Mi sofakingweetodded's definitions

whackenshack

The little security huts where the guards all hang out having coffee and reading man porn

Stranger #1 Hi has anyone seen security around here?
Stranger #2. I would try going to that whackenshackacross the mall parking lot

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016

hickory nut crunch

A powerful back kick straight to a mans balls

Hey touch my ass again and you will be getting a old fashioned hickory nut crunch youll never forget

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016

freeway threeway

While driving with your knees you pleasure yourself with either hand

Glad ive got tilt steering wheel so i can drive without weaving as i have a. hot little freeway threeway on my way to the bar

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016

chrishaunakwanze

The correct greeting for the holiday so no one can be offended or feel left out

Wow. ..i cant wait to here the song they write for. I wish u a merry. chrishaunakwanze and a happy new year

by Mi sofakingweetodded December 23, 2016

heetstroke

When you masturbate and forget to wash off the icy hot or muscle rub you just applied off your hands

Wife) honey why is you penis so red ? Looks like heetstroke again
Husband ) yea i forgot to wash my hands again after the icy hot i applied

by Mi sofakingweetodded August 17, 2017

heetstroke

Getting a handjob after someone has applied icy hot or asorbine jr and didnt remember to wash thier hands afterwards

Wife. ) honey whats wrong ? Why is your penis getting so red?

Husband )ive got a case of. heetstroke here cause you didnt wash your hand ,did ya ?

by Mi sofakingweetodded August 14, 2017

wienerhosen

European style of smaller thinner condoms

If you want some sex tonight better pick up a box of. wienerhosen cause you arent bare backing me anymore ,and get the non lubed ones. , i enjoy the friction

by Mi sofakingweetodded August 14, 2017