33 definitions by Mi sofakingweetodded

hickory nut crunch

A powerful back kick straight to a mans balls

Hey touch my ass again and you will be getting a old fashioned hickory nut crunch youll never forget

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 25, 2016

poodytat

A large tattoo around a womans shaved vagina

(New lover )So how often do you have to shave to keep that. poodytat visible

(Woman ) its a daily chore. But look at my pretty snow crab

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 17, 2017

subpenna

A less than adequate penis
A victim of smallcox disease

Well by the size of that subpenna your showing me you must be a attorney

by Mi sofakingweetodded May 16, 2017

Vagen

Someone who only eats pussy and no other sexual act

Lady ) so how about sticking that huge tool in me baby
Man) sorry i cant im married and that makes me a strict vagen

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 20, 2017

hat trick ho

A woman who likes to have sex with three generations of a family

Girl) hey how come your hurting so much today? Rough night or?
Girl2 ) well last night i had sex with billy bob , his dad and thier granpa too
Girl1 ) wow that makes you a hat trick ho in my book great job

by Mi sofakingweetodded June 19, 2017

doubleclutcher

When your nailing some girl doggystyle and you reach up to grab both them titties so you can drive it on home

My girl really enjoys when i doubleclutcher and drive it on home for a happy ending for all

by Mi sofakingweetodded April 25, 2017

freeway threeway

While driving with your knees you pleasure yourself with either hand

Glad ive got tilt steering wheel so i can drive without weaving as i have a. hot little freeway threeway on my way to the bar

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 25, 2016