Definitions by Mi sofakingweetodded
shrinkidink
(Girl) uh oh dude you been swimming ?? I can tell from the shrinkidink you have going on down there ....or are you always that small?
shrinkidink by Mi sofakingweetodded November 16, 2017
poodytat
(New lover )So how often do you have to shave to keep that. poodytat visible
(Woman ) its a daily chore. But look at my pretty snow crab
(Woman ) its a daily chore. But look at my pretty snow crab
poodytat by Mi sofakingweetodded November 16, 2017
heetstroke
When you masturbate and forget to wash off the icy hot or muscle rub you just applied off your hands
Wife) honey why is you penis so red ? Looks like heetstroke again
Husband ) yea i forgot to wash my hands again after the icy hot i applied
Husband ) yea i forgot to wash my hands again after the icy hot i applied
heetstroke by Mi sofakingweetodded August 17, 2017
heetstroke
Getting a handjob after someone has applied icy hot or asorbine jr and didnt remember to wash thier hands afterwards
Wife. ) honey whats wrong ? Why is your penis getting so red?
Husband )ive got a case of. heetstroke here cause you didnt wash your hand ,did ya ?
Husband )ive got a case of. heetstroke here cause you didnt wash your hand ,did ya ?
heetstroke by Mi sofakingweetodded August 14, 2017
wienerhosen
If you want some sex tonight better pick up a box of. wienerhosen cause you arent bare backing me anymore ,and get the non lubed ones. , i enjoy the friction
wienerhosen by Mi sofakingweetodded August 14, 2017
cockage cheez
Gf) you have been playing with yourself again , its only obvious with all that cockage cheez i see stuck to your pubic hairs and dried on your balls
cockage cheez by Mi sofakingweetodded August 14, 2017
yabba dabba douche
Betty) willma do you get that not so fresh feeling?
Willma) why no betty not since i found new yabba dabba douche its all natural made of rocks and sand
Willma) why no betty not since i found new yabba dabba douche its all natural made of rocks and sand
yabba dabba douche by Mi sofakingweetodded June 18, 2017