An amazingly talented and hilarious comedic actor who obviously comes from another planet, because no ordinary human being is capable of making the same faces and noises that this man can do (wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?)
by Metallicajunkie October 12, 2018
Matt: How'd your Valentine's Day go Dave?
Dave: I forgot to buy my wife a present, and she's told me to go jump off a bridge
Matt: Ouch........
Dave: I forgot to buy my wife a present, and she's told me to go jump off a bridge
Matt: Ouch........
by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018
The only MARVEL supervillain who could murder a large number of superheroes, and still make audiences burst into tears about meeting his own end
by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018
A really poor quality and crappy tattoo that looks more like a doodle from your elementary school notebook, that was done with a pencil or a crayon instead of using an ink needle. Named after the cavalcade of shitty tattoos adorned on Justin Bieber's little chicken wings
Tattoo Artist: Hey man, how's the tattoo I gave.....why do you look pissed?
Customer: YOU GAVE ME A FUCKING BIEBER TATTOO!! I WANT MY GOD DAMN MONEY BACK!!
Customer: YOU GAVE ME A FUCKING BIEBER TATTOO!! I WANT MY GOD DAMN MONEY BACK!!
by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018
by Metallicajunkie October 21, 2018
by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018
1: The sound the Fairly Oddparents make when they disappear and/or reappear
2: A crappy hairstyle that Snooki from Jersey Shore believed she had invented
3: A famous quote made by legendary YouTuber Markiplier "POOF!"
2: A crappy hairstyle that Snooki from Jersey Shore believed she had invented
3: A famous quote made by legendary YouTuber Markiplier "POOF!"
Timmy Turner: You guys had to poof off to Camp Happy Crownyville, while I got rained and volleyballed on!
by Metallicajunkie October 09, 2018