Metallicajunkie's definitions

Thanos

The only MARVEL supervillain who could murder a large number of superheroes, and still make audiences burst into tears about meeting his own end

Dude! You can stop crying over Thanos dying, the movie ended two hours ago!

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Australia

The Land of Deadly Creatures:
The one continent on the planet where at least 97.9 percent of the wildlife won't hesitate to kill your ass. These animals in question include:

The most aggressive and venomous species of spider (the Funnel Web)
A snake with venom so strong, one drop can kill 250,000 mice (the Taipan)
A goofy looking bird that can rip your stomach open with karate kicks (the Cassowary)
A funny looking mammal with a toxic spur on it's back leg (the Platypus)
Steve Irwin's bread and butter (the Saltwater Crocodile)
Baby eating wild dogs (the Dingo)
Australia's national animal that will either strangle you or gut you with a well placed kick (the Kangaroo)
And the single most venomous animal on the planet (the Box Jellyfish)

Needless to say, you're risking your life when you travel here

Guy 1: Did you hear about Tom, he went to Australia and got killed by a crocodile!
Guy 2: I thought he was bitten by a funnel web
Guy 3: Well, I could've sworn he was stung by a box jellyfish

by Metallicajunkie October 15, 2018

Mr. Meaty

Without question, the most fucked up chuck of nightmare fuel Nickelodeon has ever aired, words can not describe the disturbing nature and content of this "cartoon", a word of warning if you look it up online, make sure you set up an therapy appointment in advance, YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT.......

Kyle: Hmm, there's a show called Mr. Meaty on next, I'll check it out
*2 hours later*
Kyle's Brother: Kyle!? Are you okay!?
Kyle: *rocking back and forth in the fetal position with a look of horror on his face*

by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018

Grizzly Bear

A huge, brown forest animal that may look cute and majestic, but woe onto those who get
too close to them and/or piss them off....just ask Timothy Treadwell

Frank: Hey Bill, you wanna go camping this weekend?
Bill: No! Are you nuts!? Some dude got mauled by a grizzly bear yesterday!
Frank: Good point, looks like another trip to Vegas for us

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Pawk Fwied Wice

A rather impolite way to pronounce the Chinese dish "Pork Fried Rice"

Time to go to P.F Chang's, and Tim, don't say pawk fwied wice this time, we don't want to get

thrown out again

by Metallicajunkie October 8, 2018

Larry

The guy that Joe Gatto from Impractical Jokers is always looking for, but never seems to find. He also goes by the alias Lawrence when in England. Sightings of the famous "Larry" have occurred at a car dealership, a ticket line, a shoe store, a grocery store, an office building, and an English pub.

Hey Larry! I was calling you Larry!

by Metallicajunkie October 9, 2018

Litigation

What 99.9% of today's modern hip hop and R&B singers find themselves tied up in

This just in, rapper Lil Boosie finds himself in litigation again after punching out a fan at one of his concerts

by Metallicajunkie October 24, 2018