A kick-ass metal band from England! Best songs are "Hallowed Be Thy Name" and "Aces High".
Iron Maiden beats the shit out of the Failtles.
One of the original Nicktoons, it is popular among kids and some teenagers. It used to be a good show, but after they made a crappy movie, it just totally got gay. Now it is full of off-color humor and innuendo.
Dude, early SpongeBob SquarePants was the BEST!!! Now it's just lame-ass crap!
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To say something about food or restaurants that is untrue or is completely ridiculous.
Calling Olive Garden "real, authentic Italian food" is culinary heresy!
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The best damn way to cook hot dogs!
John was on the back porch, grilling some meat, including hot dogs and hamburgers.
A movie/video game rental place that got its ass kicked by Netflix and Redbox. So now, it's out of business. Blockbuster will soon go the way of Hollywood Video!
Person 1: I'm going to Hollywood Video. Wanna come with me?
Person 2: Hollywood Video went out of business.
Person 1: It did?
Person 2: Yeah, it did! A couple of years ago! Netflix and Redbox kicked its ass. Blockbuster is next!
Person 1: Maybe I should give Netflix a try.
Person 2 (to himself): What an old-fashioned jerk!
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A state that is a major breadbasket of the United States, with lots of farming and agriculture (even though "farming" and "agriculture" are the same). Also home of the greatest band ever: SLIPKNOT!!! Stay (sic) Maggots!
Slipknot is an American heavy metal band from Des Moines, Iowa.
A place that I want to go to get a degree, but at the same time, I want to say "fuck you!" to my family by not going.
Mother: GO TO COLLEGE! DON'T THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY!
Son: Fuck no! I ain't going to college.
10 years later, son is a world-famous rockstar while the mom is sobbing in her grave.
