Melissa's definitions

queef

when a female gasses from her vaginal area

there was a loud farting noise as she landed on the bed...she realized it came from her vagina and that it really was a queef

by melissa August 2, 2003

melgina

the vagina of a girl that has a name beginning with "mel"

I ate some melgina last night.

by melissa November 5, 2004

hemi

Short for hemmeroid.

"Paul, it hurts so bad to sit down, I think my hemi's acting up!"

by Melissa January 20, 2004

fqwhagads

1.)The name some wacko called himself in an email to Strong Bad, homestarrrunner.com's most beloved character.

2.)The subject of the greatest song sung by Strong Bad himself, "Everybody to the Limit".

Come on, fqwhagads, I say, come on fqwhagads! Everybody to the limit, the Cheat is to the limit, everybody come on fqwhagads!

by Melissa December 16, 2003

kinkead

The cool girl who just totally rocks, if you like her, her name is kat.

Omgzz I love Kinkead!!

by melissa July 10, 2004

popcorn pimp

A pimp that wines and dines his hoes off an allowance given to him by his parents. Has been known to trick out his bitches to pay for playstation controllers, arcade tokens, and cheap bling.

See Rikki Lake, Jenny Jones, etc.

by melissa December 14, 2003

tragidy

Sexy, loving, awesome, wonderful, cute,smart, well endowed, hacker

That tragidy is so sexy.

by Melissa April 27, 2003