Melissa's definitions

swenis

A large swedish penis.

Look at that guys swenis! He must be swedish.

by melissa December 17, 2003

hemi

Short for hemmeroid.

"Paul, it hurts so bad to sit down, I think my hemi's acting up!"

by Melissa January 20, 2004

Puffy

a halfway erect penis... not hard, not soft, just puffy.

she was pretty hot...i got a puffy just looking at her.

by Melissa September 23, 2003

kinkead

The cool girl who just totally rocks, if you like her, her name is kat.

Omgzz I love Kinkead!!

by melissa July 10, 2004

shooting the shit

To discuss unimportant, random topics in a laid back, comfortable manner. Usually with good friends and dumb topics. (aka shooting the breeze)

We sat around the campfire shooting the shit.

by Melissa October 27, 2003

dicking around

Messing around, screwing around, jacking around, or just wasting time doing pointless things in some other way.

The teacher was pissed because the guys in the back row wouldn't quit dicking around.

by Melissa October 27, 2003

funkynuts

Sweaty nutsacs that are SO funky they smell like month old rotton cauliflower.

"Oh god man, I can smell your funkynuts all the way over here, I'm gonna pass out if you don't put your boxers back on"

by Melissa January 21, 2004