118 definitions by Melissa

grush

1)When a straight girl has a non-sexual "crush" on another girl; idolization.

2)One who is the object of such an infatuation.

"My friend owns every Gwenyth movie ever made (even "Emma"). She totally has a grush on her."

"Every girl is infatuated with some other woman that she is not interested in sleeping with, whether it's a movie star or the cute bartender with the gorgeous skin. Who's your grush?"

by Melissa March 2, 2005

anal sausage

when shit comes out your ass and looks like sausage links, or a person who you describe as a piece of shit, only in a more unique way

That guy is such an asshole. Yea, he is an anal sausage.-

by Melissa March 10, 2004

canadle

A huge, really long terd that wraps around the inside of the toilet and almost fills it up ~PHEWWW~

Oh my god check out the canadle that dan dropped! Wow I wonder if it will flush?

by Melissa December 19, 2003

h00bz0r

1. Homeless man.
2. Hobo.

see hobo

Lyk3 OMFG you pen0r i se3 that h00bz0r over there!

by Melissa February 19, 2005

h00bz0r

1. Homeless man.
2. full name for the abbreviated term 'h00b'

Used as a noun.

Look at that h00bz0rz large pen0r!

by Melissa February 22, 2005

tragidy

Sexy, loving, awesome, wonderful, cute,smart, well endowed, hacker

That tragidy is so sexy.

by Melissa April 28, 2003

sicebox

someone who fusses and whines

your mom is a sicebox

by Melissa February 16, 2004