118 definitions by Melissa

shear

v. to mentally or physically shorten or minimize an aspect of another

I sheared my sister after she made a gay ass comment

by Melissa March 23, 2003

goose grease

Grease derived from geese..

That spread like goose grease all over the land.

by Melissa March 18, 2005

RoFo

Royal Farms, like a High's or a 7 Eleven.

Hey, can we stop at the RoFo on the way? I'm thirsty.

by Melissa February 2, 2005

chonch

A woman's crotch. Her private parts.

My chonch is itchy.

by Melissa June 18, 2003

wank

a mo fuckin welfare check

bitch! cash dat wank!

by Melissa March 31, 2005

your mom

comeback used by witless morons who cant think of anything to say i.e. my friend melissa

me:nice teeth melissa
melissa: ur mom has nice teeth
(ownage)

by Melissa January 29, 2004

fudgie

A homosexual man.

Scene in a gay bar: "Hey, check out that cute fudgie over there, I'm gonna go get his digits"

by Melissa January 6, 2004