fruit rollup

a gay dude in a sleeping bag

Youre camping and shit and you see a rainbow sleeping bag, "Yo, look at that fruit rollup" and in an act of sexuality discrimination you push him down a mountain.

by MELANiE February 03, 2005

Necromancer

One who gets (or seems to get) all their advice from dead people.

Is that man crazy or is he a necromancer.

by Melanie October 31, 2003

acme

An actual store in the northeast that sells groceries. Fear it.

"I'm going to Acme after work to pick up some eggs."

by Melanie April 06, 2005

manboobs

boobies on a man. Usually when they've been hanging around Maccy D's for too long

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by melanie November 26, 2003

glennapacific

Glennapacific is one of myspace's biggest celebrities. At one point having a total of almost 100,000 thousand friends.
This scene goddess is extremely confident, and teaches others that there is nothing wrong with that. Truly a myspace idol. She is a good role model for young teens all over the world today.

I can't believe glennapacific commented me back!

by Melanie January 22, 2008

Nothing

Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.

Hey, whatcha doin'?

(clearly working on something complex and important) Nothing.

by Melanie October 21, 2003

Goblin

A short, thin, hunched, and highly intelligent Kobalic creature. Goblins are normally peaceful and quite wise, but can turn savage if enslaved or engaged in war. Tolkien seems to think they're always that way, but I think he just had a little run-in with one when he was a kid. That could've been in the First Age of Middle Earth for all I know.

Goblins are sworn enemies of Dwarves, perhaps for their shared love of gold and treasure.

Ludo sat nervously at the table with the Goblins, trying to get an extension. Then one of them decided to show him the seriousness of his debt by pulling out a hammer and a plastic bag with two grapes in it.

by Melanie October 11, 2003