Melanie's definitions

you know I love ya

a good opportunity to say this phrase would be after cracking a joke about someone that is somewhat insulting, but not taken to the heart.

"aww come on now, you know i love ya!"

by Melanie May 21, 2004

Mookie

It's not a muffin. It's not a cookie. It'a a mookie.
A muffin made with cookie dough.

I made mookies for all my friends and we threw them a teachers.

by Melanie January 14, 2004

mo jon

Someone who is stupid beyond belief. A fucking moron. An idiot.

That guy is a goddamn mo jon!

by Melanie June 18, 2006

Tigran

A hybrid between a humanoid and a cat.

Jim: Hey, Joe, I hear some Tigrans are in town. Wanna check 'em out?

Joe: Sure, I could use a little pussy.

by Melanie October 13, 2003

Bortolotism

A metaphor used by bortolot to attempt to explain something.

The Scottish syndrome

by Melanie February 23, 2005

Jibble

n. a small piece of just about anything.
v. to break into very small pieces, usually as in "to jibble up."

There are jibbles of paper all over the floor.

Could someone jibble up the crackers for this topping?

by Melanie March 29, 2005

gurp

a person that is ugly on the inside

Your a gurp you motha fucka

by melanie January 22, 2004