excuserise

a concept used to explain why something will miss its deadline. Common in publishing.

Nathan's game review will be late because he's wasted time excuserising why it will be late, rather than finishing the assignment.

by Melanie September 27, 2004

Necromancer

One who gets (or seems to get) all their advice from dead people.

Is that man crazy or is he a necromancer.

by Melanie October 31, 2003

gurp

a person that is ugly on the inside

Your a gurp you motha fucka

by melanie January 22, 2004

Slightly Stoopid

The second best Southern Cali Ska band after Sublime!!!!!!!

Slightly Stoopid kicks nalgas, Ese Loco!

by Melanie April 28, 2004

Bortolotism

A metaphor used by bortolot to attempt to explain something.

The Scottish syndrome

by Melanie February 23, 2005

woot

woot means whatever you want it to mean. You can also change the way it is being said. Usually people can connote it to happiness or "yay", but really it means anything.

1. woot! I got an A on that test!
2. Let's all go to the cafeteria. woot
3. I got my computer yesterday, woot woot
4. Life sucks. oh well woot
5. that is totally wooterz
6. wootz we're going to san francisco

by Melanie March 22, 2005

Hell-Whore

A Succubus. Succubi are demons, not female mind you, that can alter their appearance in order to seduce other creatures into doing their bidding. Succubi are often depicted as having wings and small horns, but they typically shape-shift to look like a really hot chick/guy, or even an animal (dogs are easy prey for Hell-Whores; that's why we get 'em fixed).

Use in reference to transvestites and evil girlfriends.

a. Oh, dear, "she" is a Hell-Whore.
b. William has been pussy-whipped by that Hell-Whore Britney.

by Melanie October 21, 2003