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brunch

It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You don't get completely what you would get at breakfast, but you get a good meal.
Helen Lovejoy: Well, I had just finished eating and was about to leave when I looked over this way and said to myself, "Why, isn't that Marge Simpson over there, having brunch with a man who isn't her husband?"
by Mel January 23, 2006
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Mill Chase

This is a rubbish secondary school in the outskirts of bordon. Only send your child here if you want them to be educated in the area of Pikey and nothing else. If you tell anyone who doesnt live in Bordon that you go to Mill Chase they will automatically think you are a pikey.
Group: So, what school do you go to?
Mill Chaser: Mill Chase
Group: RUN!
by Mel July 18, 2004
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knee deep

California is knee deep with Arnold Schwartzenegger running things.
by Mel November 2, 2003
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piratecode

piraterules or guidelines,law aboard a ship,the code of the brethren, set down by the pirates Morgan and Bartholomew
Elizabeth:Wait!You have to take me to shore.According to the code of the order of the brethren -
Barbossa:First,your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement so I must do nothing. And secondly,you must be a pirate for the pirate’s code to apply and you’re not.And thirdly, the code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner.
by mel November 24, 2003
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Cafeteria Catholicism

Derogatory term referring to religious individuals who follow the Catholic faith and pick and choose which doctrines of the Church they wish to follow and which ones they don't.
"Well, I'm against abortion, euthanasia, and homosexual marriages... But contraceptives are alright in my book."

"You reek of Cafeteria Catholicism -- We're not running a buffet! You can't just go in and get what you want..."
by Mel December 3, 2005
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lslebchmahwdwhwa

an internet acronym representing laughter. stands for "laughing so loud even beethoven can hear me and he was deaf when he was alive."
person 1: ...and he said, that was no piccolo! that was my fife!

person 2: lslebchmahwdwhwa!
by Mel April 21, 2005
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Puter

My Puter is being slow.
by Mel February 24, 2003
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