Mel's definitions

ashey

When your skin (usually legs) gets all scalley and nasty.
Cure: lotion

Damn you got some ashey legs, use some lotion.

by Mel February 25, 2003

Mimo

A girl who goes to Mormon dances, dresses in Mormon clothes, and is just a "nice Mormon girl"... but really isn't Mormon.

Mormon guy: Want to go to a dance with me?
Nonmormon girl (Mimo): Sure!

by Mel May 1, 2006

Six Beer Thoery

The "theory" that when two men are each given a 6 pack of beer and sufficient porn, they theoretically turn gay (or rather, bisexual).

We tested the six beer theory with Bill and Joe, and sure enough, they exchanged numbers after the experiment.

by Mel March 31, 2004

related

* stripy clothing, or just anything that's stripy
* things that are missing limbs, a head, or are broken

Used more as an insult/exclamation, then a description

"hahaha look at that guy's related top"
"hey, this doll is related"

by Mel November 27, 2004

Monsontra, Beniquila

A well-known avant-garde author, co-author of The Epic of Popes, Pinaples, Peni, and Prince Charles Being Carried Into the Abyss of My Lord," along with Fippleosa McDurfur and Tra-quee Squeebenhofen III.

I am a great admirer of the work of Beniquila Monsontra.

by Mel July 15, 2008

inme

InMe were a pretty cool band, and their most recent album (Overgrown Eden) was quite good. I used to be a huge fan but I stopped listenin to em cos I really don't rate them anymore after they sold one decent album and packed in.

Energy, Mosaic, Neptune, Crushed Like Fruit, Firefly etc. etc.

by Mel March 9, 2004

noyz

the word "nice" but accented the "o" too much and turned the "ce" into a "z" sound.

man her new car is noyz!

by mel March 12, 2005