Mel's definitions

Spooning

A horizontal hug where the friends/lovers lie back to chest, and fit into each others nooks. Like little spoons in a drawer.

My boy lies behind me and proceeds to wrap his arms around me, as I lie in front feeling fully content.

by Mel September 30, 2003

waste-oid

a Detroit original: a person currently living in, or who has lived in a wasteland. Can be described as an over-eager-suburbanite who desperately wants to be part of the city, and usually claims to be from part of the city, despite obvious social and cultural differences that make it apparent that they are NOT from the city. Marshall Mathers.

The record store was temporarily closed due to a fight that had broke out earlier between two waste-oids argueing over the last ICP cd.

by Mel March 4, 2005

astroretatedish

someone is really stupid.

Heather is astroretartedish person.

by mel December 18, 2004

lam

short for 'leave a message' ofted used on aim.

i'm gonna be out for the day... lam for when i get back!

by Mel May 6, 2004

NLS

When people are trying to be different, so they don't say lol which means laugh out loud, but instead say NLS which means 'NOT LAUGHIN, SMILING' meaning they are not laughing out loud, just grinning, often used when not even smiling.

George: I hope Rover shits on his face.
Lucy: NLS

by Mel February 25, 2003

Oh Shit Handles

Often called "oshes"
They are the handles found above car doors that are usually grasped when a passenger feels that the driver is driving irratically.

When he did 75 around that curve, she had a white knuckle grasp on the oh shit handle.

by Mel March 31, 2004

bingloader

A somewhat quirkey term for one's bum, specifically one's bum-hole. Can be shortened to "bing" as well.

See also: bunghole

"What a pain in the bing!"

by Mel March 11, 2004