Mel's definitions

piratecode

piraterules or guidelines,law aboard a ship,the code of the brethren, set down by the pirates Morgan and Bartholomew

Elizabeth:Wait!You have to take me to shore.According to the code of the order of the brethren -
Barbossa:First,your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement so I must do nothing. And secondly,you must be a pirate for the pirate’s code to apply and you’re not.And thirdly, the code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner.

by mel November 24, 2003

Cafeteria Catholicism

Derogatory term referring to religious individuals who follow the Catholic faith and pick and choose which doctrines of the Church they wish to follow and which ones they don't.

"Well, I'm against abortion, euthanasia, and homosexual marriages... But contraceptives are alright in my book."

"You reek of Cafeteria Catholicism -- We're not running a buffet! You can't just go in and get what you want..."

by Mel December 3, 2005

wasteland

A Detroit original: any strip mall infested suburban community that sits directly outside of the city limits, but for some reason still considers itself part of the city, despite its obvious geographic, architectural, social, and cultural differences.

She lives in the wastelands to avoid paying city taxes, and drives in every weekend, doors locked, to go to the club.

by Mel May 13, 2005

BreakdownV1

Originates from a lil town in England where all the hard working RA Admins are born.

Lover of beer and other alcoholic beverages.

I am soooo the coolest mod.....

by Mel April 6, 2004

idiocity

idiot as an adjective

Jake has a severe chance of inheriting his mother's idiocity.

by Mel July 17, 2003

Shellybear

A bear named Shelly;

A nickname for your banging buddy and/or the love of your life.

Did you see Shellybear tackling that honeycomb?

Aww...Shellybear, I wuv you.

by Mel November 14, 2004

scraimed

redneck way of sayin screamed

i was so skurred i scraimed

by mel October 5, 2004