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A great game made by Bungie for the Xbox. It was so hyped fans were expecting a life-changing experience and an ascension to the higher level of gaming. Many fans were sad when they found Halo 2 wasn't God's gift of gaming goodness, and Halo 2 was looked at as an over-rated game by many. Sadly, it was not looked upon as the great game it was by normal gamers, but Xbox fans see it as phenonmenal. They're right. The game sold way, way more than any other game ever. (That includes GTA: San Andreas.) And it made Microsoft 125 million dollar.
Guy: Halo 2 sucks! It's sooo over-rated! Wah, wah, wah!

Xbox Fan: Over 150,000 people disagree with you, idiot.
Halo 2 by Mehro November 15, 2004

Xbox Live 

Microsoft's online gaming service for their console system the "Xbox." Living up to it's title "the best online gaming service," Xbox Live offers a variety of games including Counter Strike, Rainbow Six 3 and Halo 2. It offers clan services, a friends list, messaging system, a voice-headset communicator, online alerts and more. You can play with anyone from just about anywhere around the world.

It does have it's ups and downs. There are some Xbox Live gamers who act immaturely, but they can easily be overlooked. Thanks to the muting system, you can mute that kid who sings everytime he talks. (Then again, you can just tell him to shut up.) Xbox Live really allows Xbox owners to get the most out of their games.
Joe: I just killed you on Halo 2 last night. Do you know what that means, Daniel?

Daniel: Yes, a deal is a deal, and if it must be so then I will put on a ballerina's tu-tu and sing twinkle-twinkle little star into my webcam. Then I will send the video to everybody I know thus putting me in the middle of a humilation frenzy.
Xbox Live by Mehro November 8, 2004
Stands for "Official Xbox Magazine," the official magazine for the popular game system known as "Xbox." The magazine comes with many reviews, previews, a disk with game demos, videos for both released and new games, special features for star games and downloads or game saves.
"Did you catch the review of Halo 2 in the December 2004 OXM? Pretty nice."
OXM by Mehro November 1, 2004

Coke Music 

A retarded internet game in which 10-12 year olds play. It involves the kids who go online make their own character and collect "Decibels," which is online money used to buy stuff. With this "stuff" they buy using Decibels they build their own "apartment." They spend time in this wierd old apartment mixing music and designing new Coke materials to advertise - I mean put - in their room. These kids do often try to be funny, and then all the others in the room go "lolz." They often use "1337" talk, meanwhile they have NO clue how to talk 1337 at all. Here's a tip for all the people who go online; get a real life, and don't make one in a fake apartment collecting Decibels and asking Russian waiters to give you a coke.
Actual footage from Coke Music: "OMG u r teh funyn 1 but i am teh moor 1337 h4cer." -Anonymous.
Coke Music by MehRo July 1, 2004
Started by Canadian tard Avril Lavigne, Sk8er is used by 10-12 year olds who follow Avril Lavigne like a freaking god. These 10-12 year olds have merely got their first taste of "rock," and have been pulled into it's will by the WRONG person, namely Avril. These 10-12 year olds refer to anti-sk8ers as "h8ers." The "8" is used in place fo "at" because the 10-12 year olds cannot spell "skater."
Thanks a lot, Avril. You just ruined the word "skateboarder" and the sport of boarding forever. Now the common stereotype for skateboarders is being a poser.
Sk8er by MehRo June 20, 2004