tonguing phobia

One cannot open one's mouth when one is being kissed by a member of the opposite sex, even when the person trying to kiss the individual has their tongue in one's mouth (so to speak).

Blondieblueyes tried to kiss Lurch this one time at band camp, and Lurch wouldn't open his mouth..no matter how hard Blondieblueyes tried. SHE EVEN PUT HER HAND ON HIS FACE!

by Megan February 22, 2005

Blonde

A person who acts really stupid even if they aren't necessarily. Also associated with forgetfulness, ditzy, and bouncy. Can laugh excessively

Jen, you're being such a blonde today!

Jen: hehe, I know! heheheheh!

by megan February 15, 2004

fraggle

A fraggle is a type of muppet found on "Fraggle Rock" a Jim Henson show that first aired in 1983.

Fraggle Rock was about a society of cute, fuzzy, brightly-colored creatures who live behind the baseboard of Doc the Inventor's workshop and greatly interested Doc's dog, Sprocket. Their main enemies are Gorgs and they recieved their wisdom from Marjorie, the Trash Heap, who lives in the Gorg's territory.

The Fraggles spend their days laughing, splashing, running, singing, playing games, and telling jokes. They live by a simple care-free code:

"Dance your cares away,
worries for another day,
let the music play,
down at Fraggle Rock."

Wembley, Red and Gobo are fraggles from Fraggle Rock.

by Megan August 08, 2004

defunkitated

wack, weird

That guy has some defunkitated shoes!

by megan May 28, 2004

turtles

travel in damn flocks not herds

Whoa, look! A flock of turtles!

by Megan September 11, 2004

Facehead

Facehead is a nicer version of 'fck face.' or calling someone stupid,and retarded.

Brittany was acting like such a facehead on the phone.

by Megan June 30, 2004

lumpy

A girl that makes up stupid pathetic lies and is really fucking ugly and annoying. she lie about friends and how she stays out until 3 in teh morning, etc. etc.

Megan Jerrell is very lumpy and very slutty.

by Megan September 27, 2004