Mega Hemroids's definitions

Eating chicken

Code for gobbling cock; performing oral sex on penises.

Bob: “Best concert I ever went to was Little Richard!”

Matt: “Why? We’re you eating chicken?”

by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020

Banana Peel

When your junk is so sweaty she literally has to peel your fore skin back to duck your sweet meat.

Monica banana peeled my dick when we got home from the gym.

by Mega Hemroids January 28, 2020

Cherry Cheese

A Very cheesy pussy.

Clean out yo nasty cherry cheese, bitch.

by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020

Ohio Brussel Sprouts

Ohio Brussel Sprouts is the act of sucking small round food items (ideally large grapes or Brussel sprouts) out of your partners anus.

Liz stuffed a bag of skittles in her ass and made me do Ohio Brussel Sprouts. All I can taste is fruity shit.

by Mega Hemroids July 5, 2023

Urinal

A whore..A REALLY slutty whore.

Urinal refers to a woman whose vagina sees so many different penises in a day that it can only be compared to a urinal at a stadium during a sports playoff season game.

I’m not going to fuck your sister. Her cunt is a urinal.

by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019

Moline Mudslide

The act of slipping in shit. Often, this is another person or a pet animals shit.

Eddie didn’t realize that Fido had shit in the hallway and he pulled a Moline Mudslide when he slid down the hall on that brown kibble log.

by Mega Hemroids February 13, 2024

Boston Cream Pie

The act of ejaculating in a particularly dark anus, generally stained with crusted feces. While the anal color may vary, the act is most often associated with a deep chocolate colored butthole.

Anal Creampie

Nutter Butter

Bro 1: Dude, I blew the hugest nut in Tiffany’s asshole this morning. I swear she never wipes her ass when she shits!

Bro 2: You gave your girl a Boston Cream Pie? Go clean the shit outta your dick hole. Nasty mother fucker.

by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020