Definitions by Mega Hemroids

Silver Russian

The act of ejaculating into an older female with silver hair, sitting her on your face and drinking the remaining cum out of her pussy. The name silver Russian comes from the white alcoholic beverage, the White Russian combined with the partner’s silver hair.

Ron: “Dude. Tom’s mom dyes her hair brown. I fucked her the other day and afterwards she sat on my face! She has a HUGE silver bush!!!!!”

Brian: “HOLY SHIT! She gave you a silver Russian!?!?”

Silver Russian by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020

Eating chicken 

Code for gobbling cock; performing oral sex on penises.

Bob: “Best concert I ever went to was Little Richard!”

Matt: “Why? We’re you eating chicken?”

Eating chicken by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020

Utah Jungle Gym 

The act of two males (and in some cases a third female) performing oral to anal sex on each other while dangling down from a supportive structure. Often found on a regular playground jungle gym, one partner will suspend from the monkey bars, exposing their anus at face level for the other partner to orally stimulate.

Eddy said he saw Taylor giving Mike a Utah Jungle Gym when he drove by the school last night!

Utah Jungle Gym by Mega Hemroids May 8, 2020

Gingerbread 

A red headed female with a yeast infection.

Ed: “I heard Isla Fischer has a yeast infection.”

Mark: “Ooooh, she is Gingerbread!!!!!!”

Gingerbread by Mega Hemroids May 8, 2020

Tiny Rick 

A cool midget.

Vern Troyer was a Tiny Rick!!!!

Tiny Rick by Mega Hemroids May 8, 2020

Pearl Lexus 

A highly attractive married middle aged soccer mom who is often seen flirting with teenage clerks at the local supermarket. The Pearl Lexus usually comes from a wealthy family, has a successful husband and lives in an upscale suburb or enclave of large cities. She can most commonly be found driving a pearl colored Asian crossover or SUV. While the Pearl Lexus is harmless, her overbearing sense of entitlement and self grandeur can be insufferable at times. She often has no moral compass and only lives to cheat on her often doting husband but studies have showed that only 63% of Pearl Lexuses cheat on their spouses.

Dude! Did you see Sandra Bullock in that college football movie!? She’s a TOTAL Pearl Lexus.

Pearl Lexus by Mega Hemroids May 8, 2020

Arizona Jungle Gym 

The act of hanging from a jungle gym or other tall supportive structure to allow your partner to perform oral and anal oral sex on you. This act differs from the Utah Jungle Gym as the Arizona Jungle Gym is 100% heterosexual and does not have to involve anal eating.

Bro 1. John said he gave Katie the licking of a lifetime last night. I don’t know how he did it!!!????

Bro 2. Easy, she climbed up on a ladder and he gave her an Arizona Jungle Gym.

Arizona Jungle Gym by Mega Hemroids May 7, 2020