Mega Hemroids's definitions
by Mega Hemroids February 22, 2021
Get the Shit shiversmug. by Mega Hemroids January 28, 2020
Get the Banana Peelmug. by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020
Get the Eating chickenmug. A fucking idiot of an Uncle.
Daughter: “Uncle Mike is such a damn creep! He is 30 years old, doesn’t have a job, smokes a brick of weed every day and he is constantly eye fucking me and my friends!!!”
Mother: “Well honey, that’s why daddy calls him your funcle.”
Mother: “Well honey, that’s why daddy calls him your funcle.”
by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020
Get the Funclemug. Lappies; Lappys; Lappiez; Lapper; Lappee:
The act of giving a male on male lap dance. In British English (Lappys) this can be used to reference both homosexual and heterosexual lap dances. Not to be confused with Lappiez, which is the act of a female on female lap dance. Most lappies involve both a lapper and a lappee however, varying numbers of either party can be involved (though most often this results in a Florida Orangutan or a Trailer Park Recital.)
The act of giving a male on male lap dance. In British English (Lappys) this can be used to reference both homosexual and heterosexual lap dances. Not to be confused with Lappiez, which is the act of a female on female lap dance. Most lappies involve both a lapper and a lappee however, varying numbers of either party can be involved (though most often this results in a Florida Orangutan or a Trailer Park Recital.)
by Mega Hemroids October 28, 2021
Get the Lappiesmug. The California Omelette is the act of filling a squirt gun tank with vaginal discharge and smegma and using it to soak your enemies. Often times, urine is added to the mix to thin out the thick cheese-like discharges.
by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021
Get the California Omelettemug. 