California Omelette

The California Omelette is the act of filling a squirt gun tank with vaginal discharge and smegma and using it to soak your enemies. Often times, urine is added to the mix to thin out the thick cheese-like discharges.
Tonya thinks she got away stealing my mans! Ima show that ho! Ima give her a California Omelette.
by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021
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Mexican Mustard

Mexican Mustard is the spicy yellow brown goo that drips outta your girls ass and pussy. Unlike truffle butter, it has hints of blood in it which create the signature orange/yellow color.
I porked Jenny so hard she was bleeding all night. I woke up to a bed full of Mexican mustard.
by Mega Hemroids July 05, 2023
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Green

A color often associated with noxious bodily functions such as passing gas, under arm and under breast odor and of course vaginal odor.
Bro 1: You know, Stephanie was like bright green on the stank scale. That pussy was green like rotten onions

Bro 2: Yeah, but her sister Ashley was fresh as shit. Like maybe a mint or seafoam green.
by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019
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Afri-Cola

The 2021 anti white movement started by Coke Cola per their “Stop being so white” campaign.
Man. I don’t get it. I lifted my Malibu. I got chameleon paint and knocked up four ho’s and I’m still not Afri-Cola enough for Coke. They bout to pink slip my ass!
by Mega Hemroids February 25, 2021
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Spud

Spud; a lazy couch potato. Often someone who lives a very sedentary lifestyle.
by Mega Hemroids December 14, 2021
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Urinal

A whore..A REALLY slutty whore.

Urinal refers to a woman whose vagina sees so many different penises in a day that it can only be compared to a urinal at a stadium during a sports playoff season game.
I’m not going to fuck your sister. Her cunt is a urinal.
by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019
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Cinnamon Ring

Vulgar slang for the anus. Implies a brownish and potentially dirty, unwiped or otherwise unhygienic butthole.
Bill: Yo, Richie! You go down on Katie last night?

Richard: Ha!!!! I started to, but her cinnamon ring was dirty as fuck bro! I ain’t eating that shit.
by Mega Hemroids February 18, 2021
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