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Shit shivers

The terrible spine tingling shivering sensation you mmmm that accompanies a looming dump.
Hun. Hand me another blanket please. I have the shit shivers but I’m too tired to go take a dump.
by Mega Hemroids February 22, 2021
mugGet the Shit shiversmug.

Banana Peel

When your junk is so sweaty she literally has to peel your fore skin back to duck your sweet meat.
Monica banana peeled my dick when we got home from the gym.
by Mega Hemroids January 28, 2020
mugGet the Banana Peelmug.

Eating chicken

Code for gobbling cock; performing oral sex on penises.
Bob: “Best concert I ever went to was Little Richard!”

Matt: “Why? We’re you eating chicken?”
by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020
mugGet the Eating chickenmug.

Funcle

Daughter: “Uncle Mike is such a damn creep! He is 30 years old, doesn’t have a job, smokes a brick of weed every day and he is constantly eye fucking me and my friends!!!”

Mother: “Well honey, that’s why daddy calls him your funcle.”
by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020
mugGet the Funclemug.

Lappies

Lappies; Lappys; Lappiez; Lapper; Lappee:

The act of giving a male on male lap dance. In British English (Lappys) this can be used to reference both homosexual and heterosexual lap dances. Not to be confused with Lappiez, which is the act of a female on female lap dance. Most lappies involve both a lapper and a lappee however, varying numbers of either party can be involved (though most often this results in a Florida Orangutan or a Trailer Park Recital.)
The fuck is Mike doing? Is he!?!? He is! That sumbich fagot is giving Lappies!!!
by Mega Hemroids October 28, 2021
mugGet the Lappiesmug.

California Omelette

The California Omelette is the act of filling a squirt gun tank with vaginal discharge and smegma and using it to soak your enemies. Often times, urine is added to the mix to thin out the thick cheese-like discharges.
Tonya thinks she got away stealing my mans! Ima show that ho! Ima give her a California Omelette.
by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021
mugGet the California Omelettemug.

Ball Washer

Shut your ball washer fat boy.
by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020
mugGet the Ball Washermug.

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