59 definitions by Mega Hemroids
by Mega Hemroids September 5, 2021
The act of two males (and in some cases a third female) performing oral to anal sex on each other while dangling down from a supportive structure. Often found on a regular playground jungle gym, one partner will suspend from the monkey bars, exposing their anus at face level for the other partner to orally stimulate.
by Mega Hemroids May 8, 2020
by Mega Hemroids March 9, 2021
Slang for body odor or dirty smelling un showered people, which usually smell like popcorn, shrimp and ass.
by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020
Moderately attractive to average women who congrate on the marina docs in hopes of receiving a free ride on some douche bag’s boat. Most often found in the northern Great Lakes, the Macomb County shorelines and the Chicago area, they tend to act interested in the prospect of sex only to gain access to the boat. Once sail has been set, they drink all your booze and refuse to fuck you.
Scott: DAVE, THESE DUMBASS DOCK HO’S JUST DRANK YOUR LAST BEER!!!!
Dave: THATS IT. GET YOUR FUCKING TITS OUT, CUNTS ON OUR DICKS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU ARE SWIMMING HOME.
Dave: THATS IT. GET YOUR FUCKING TITS OUT, CUNTS ON OUR DICKS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU ARE SWIMMING HOME.
by Mega Hemroids November 5, 2020
by Mega Hemroids October 12, 2020
A Luma Luma is a Mid East to Indian man. Fully bearded, wearing a turbin and usually colorful clothes, most Luma Luma’s are of Muslim or Hindu religion. The name comes from the sounds they make.
by Mega Hemroids June 25, 2022