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Definitions by Mefistofeles

cheese poof 

(noun)
From the TV cartoon South Park - Cheese Poofs is the favored snack of Cartman, regarly bought for him by Cartman's mom. The ultimate non-nutritous TV snack.
After the tv series got regognition, "cheese poof" became a popular slang word with various meanings. It can be used as an insult as well as a word for all sorts of unhealthy snacks.
According to rumour, "cheese poof" crisps exist in the real world too. Possibly an attempt to ride on the South Park wave.
1. (original) I'm not fat, I'm big-boned. Now give me those cheese poofs, damnit!
2. (extended) Man, I'm hungover. Let's go grab some cheese poof kinda snack.
3. (insult) You wanna go home to bed and it's not even midnight? Don't be such a cheese poof!
cheese poof by Mefistofeles August 24, 2004
(noun)
Slang word for butt, ass, booty. Usually referring to the more voluminous kind. Se also caboose and cabooty.
Originally, spelt with a "c", a naval term meaning the cook's gallery on a boat.
(vulg.) Hey! Check out the kaboose on that chick!
kaboose by Mefistofeles August 24, 2004

teeny-weeny 

(adjective)
For the last 40 years or so, a term that means something small, tiny. Can be used together with the word itsy-bitsy (see for example the song "Itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot bikini").
Did you see that teeny-weeny skirt on her?
teeny-weeny by Mefistofeles August 24, 2004

itsy-bitsy 

(adjective)
A term that means something small, tiny. Possibly derived from the term ittle bitty which in turn comes from a twist of the word "little bit".
Can be used together with the word teeny-weeny (for example in the song "Itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot bikini").
See also itty-bitty, ittle bitty, and teeny-weeny.
He's such a mean cheapskate. Did you see that little itsy-bitsy fucking pizza slice he left for me?

Look at her. She has the sweetest itsy-bitsy butt I've ever seen.
itsy-bitsy by Mefistofeles August 24, 2004

itty-bitty 

(adjective)
a.k.a. itsy-bitsy, ittle bitty
A term that means something small, tiny. Possibly derived from the term ittle bitty which in turn comes from a twist of the expression "little bit".
Often used (vulgarly, insultingly and/or appreciatingly) for women with small breasts. (See Itty Bitty Titty Committee).
See also itsy-bitty and ittle bitty.
-I love you, sweetheart. You have the most adorable itty-bitty titties I've ever seen.
-Gee, thanks. And you have the most adorable itty-bitty weenie I've ever seen.
itty-bitty by Mefistofeles August 24, 2004

Daddy's Little Girl

(noun)
a.k.a. Daddy's Girl
Belittling and insulting term for a female who "won't do anything her daddy told her not to", so to speak. Often used for younger girls who don't drink alcohol, don't smoke, don't take other drugs, go to church every Sunday, don't engage in pre-marital sex, do their homework every day, go to bed early, never disappoint their parents, and/or similar situations.
Can also be used on older women with simlar personality treats.

See also: Pollyannaish, Goody Two-Shoes
What, you don't drink beer? What are you, Daddy's Little Girl.

Goody Two-Shoes 

(noun)
Belittling and insulting term for a person who won't do anything that can be regarded as "wrong" or "immoral". A male or female who perceives him/herself (or is believed to perceive him/herself) as morally superior - often also God-fearing and full-bloodedly American.
(Disclaimer: Not very urban or very modern slang these days, though.)

See also: politically correct, Pollyannaish, Daddy's Little Girl
So you spent all your money to give to the homeless, then went to singing in church and now you won't engage in oral sex with me? Why, aren't YOU miss Goody Two-Shoes today?
Goody Two-Shoes by Mefistofeles August 24, 2004