apocryphal

From the Greek word Apocrypha which means 'hidden things'. Slang term derived from the Apocryphical Books of the Bible. In daily speech, "Apocrypha" and "apocryphal" means something that is not canonical, something that doesn't really count. Often used by comic book or tv-show geeks.
Nah -- Spock never visited Never-Never Land in current Star Trek continuity. That episode is totally apocryphal.

(Note that the example itself is apocryphal and not taken from neither the real world nor Star Trek lore.)
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french fries

The American word for "Pommes Frites" - a Belgian side-dish consisting of deep-fried, finger-length pieces of potatoes, served hot and salted. Traditionally served to anything from Moule Marienere (clams) to Hamburgers.
Also known as chips in Britain and Australia, Pommes Strips, Belgian Fries, and more recently, Freedom Fries.
You want some more grease on your French Fries?
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Jungle Area

(noun)
a.k.a. "j.a."
Vulgar term for the female genitalia. See also cunt, pussy, snatch, bush etc.
Since the word itself refers to the growth of hair in said area, it's commonly - but not exclusively - used to describe the most hirsute of female crotches.
(vulg) -Man, the jungle area on that girl - hasn't she heard of lady shave?

-I don't shave my jungle area and I'm proud of it.

-After we had made out for a while, I went down on her jungle area and gave her the biggest orgasm she ever had.
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teeny-weeny

(adjective)
For the last 40 years or so, a term that means something small, tiny. Can be used together with the word itsy-bitsy (see for example the song "Itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot bikini").
Did you see that teeny-weeny skirt on her?
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Pollyannaish

(adjective)
Belittling and often insulting term for being absurdly optimistic and good-hearted, believing in a good world where everything works out for the best all tht time. Often in combination with being God-fearing and perceiving oneself standing on a higher moral ground than others.
See also: Daddy's Little Girl, Goody Two-Shoes

The word "Pollyannaish" is derived from "Pollyanna," the heroine of Eleanor H. Porter's famous novel "Pollyanna" (1913), whose outlook on life was one of absolute optimism and whose problems were always straightened out in the end.

(Disclaimer: Not very modern, but still an urban term.)
"Although I've been raped and mishandled by a demon, I'm determined to remain optimistic, no matter what" is a perfect summation of being pollyannish.
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ringo

(noun)
American word for Brits.
Derived from Ringo Starr, the famous drummer of British pop group the Beatles. Since there is nothing more British than the Beatles, Ringo has since became a common American slang word for any Brits. For example, this is what Samuel L. Jackson calls Tim Roth in the film Pulp Fiction.
Now Ringo, I'm gonna count to three, and when I count three, you let go of your gun, and sit your ass down. But when you do it, you do it cool. Ready?
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kaboose

(noun)
Slang word for butt, ass, booty. Usually referring to the more voluminous kind. Se also caboose and cabooty.
Originally, spelt with a "c", a naval term meaning the cook's gallery on a boat.
(vulg.) Hey! Check out the kaboose on that chick!
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