Meepster 's definitions

balls

they're testicles.

Do you have a problem with that?

I just got kicked in the balls.

by Meepster March 18, 2015

bloody

1. Related to Blood
2. Covered in Blood
3. A word that Brits use in every sentence.

BLOODY HELL!!! WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE!?

by Meepster April 20, 2015

made of words

euphemism for a text that is extremely poorly written, poorly argumented, incongruent, or otherwise lacking logic; the only positive thing that can be said about it is that it is made of words

This restaurant has a negative review on Yelp, but it is, uh, made of words. Apparently the vegetables were undercooked and the undercooked broccoli set the customer's aunt's hair on fire?

by Meepster October 18, 2022

Mr. Bates

when you ask for "Master Bates" on the phone at a bar/restaurant, the dude will go around asking where "Masturbates" is.

Is Mr. Bates at this table?

by Meepster May 30, 2015

rhino

a fat, grey, magical, UNICORN

I went to Africa, and I saw rhinos, lions, zebras, and cheetahs.

by Meepster April 4, 2015

llama

the original GMO animal. They are originally a cross between the alpaca and the guanaco. However, after, they were extremely successful as the Incas used them as beasts of burden and meat, which I can tell you from personal experience, is delicious. Now, they are found wild in South America, and have developed into a separate species.

The llama is my favorite animal.

by Meepster April 4, 2015

Bip

As a noun is means a fart, as a verb it means to fart.

I have to bip so badly.

by meepster November 4, 2004