balls

they're testicles.

Do you have a problem with that?

I just got kicked in the balls.

by Meepster March 18, 2015

merfishing

fishing for merpeople (mermen and mermaids)
merfishing can be done with a net or with a hook and line.
while merpeople are sentient beings, consumption of merperson meat by humans is not considered cannibalism

George: You wanna go merfishing with me this weekend?
Chad: Sure! I love to eat merman for dinner on Sundays!

by Meepster December 02, 2021

rhino

a fat, grey, magical, UNICORN

I went to Africa, and I saw rhinos, lions, zebras, and cheetahs.

by Meepster April 04, 2015

Popping a cherry

Sexual intercourse where the hymen is broken, primarily occurs in virgin females.

I popped my girlfriend's cherry, it was her first time.

by meepster March 24, 2005

Mr. Bates

when you ask for "Master Bates" on the phone at a bar/restaurant, the dude will go around asking where "Masturbates" is.

Is Mr. Bates at this table?

by Meepster May 30, 2015

bloody

1. Related to Blood
2. Covered in Blood
3. A word that Brits use in every sentence.

BLOODY HELL!!! WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE!?

by Meepster April 20, 2015

made of words

euphemism for a text that is extremely poorly written, poorly argumented, incongruent, or otherwise lacking logic; the only positive thing that can be said about it is that it is made of words

This restaurant has a negative review on Yelp, but it is, uh, made of words. Apparently the vegetables were undercooked and the undercooked broccoli set the customer's aunt's hair on fire?

by Meepster October 18, 2022