MeLiSSa's definitions

canadle

A huge, really long terd that wraps around the inside of the toilet and almost fills it up ~PHEWWW~

Oh my god check out the canadle that dan dropped! Wow I wonder if it will flush?

by Melissa December 19, 2003

purple monkey dishwasher

the answer to any "why" question you do not know.

"Why didnt you eat your veggie?"
-"Purple Monkey Dishwasher."

by melissa November 25, 2003

RoFo

Royal Farms, like a High's or a 7 Eleven.

Hey, can we stop at the RoFo on the way? I'm thirsty.

by Melissa February 2, 2005

Blonde

awesome person that has fun 24/7. may be a stupid person but not all the time.

Look at that blonde, all her talent... she could b a professional!

by Melissa July 8, 2003

yonk

a long period of time

I waited at the restaurant for him for yonks and yonks

by melissa May 25, 2003

tanorexia

A disease like anorexia, no matter how tan a person is they never think they are tan enough.
tanorexic

Oh my God have you seen Tara Reid lately? She needs to check herself in for treatment of that tanorexia.

by Melissa September 21, 2004

s.t.p.

Shell Town Playa {s}

he a s.t.p.

by Melissa May 11, 2003