Me's definitions

Public Forum

Public Forum is a type of high school debate usually reserved for those who aren't necesarily the brightest kids. Set up by Ted Turner, Public Forum was used as a means to have high school debate become a 'spectator event', which was nearly impossible under the other forms. Because of this, PF is extremely simple and is about a topic, or "resolution", that changes every month. Arguements are very back-and-forth, however they may have no substance to them at all.

"I hear Billy was really interested in receiving a free "A" in his debate class; so much that he even took up Public Forum!"

by me April 13, 2005

MILF

Mother I'd Like to Fuck

Some hot ass mom of a friend's that you wanna do so badly

When you're going out to basketball practice and you see ur best friend's mother bending over to pick some flowers and she's got a thong on Got MILF?

by Me April 15, 2005

blows

meaning that you dont like something and it everyone is unhappy with it. the world would be a better place without it...

also meaning blow-jobs, or to suck on a males lower middle extremity

these two definitions may be used together to describe the utter lack of use for something

basketball blows monkey balls....

by me April 18, 2005

nai

A pink and sparkly dark princess

"ooooh, there's Nai!"

by me April 18, 2005

snitch

Someone whos death is caused by baseball bat to the back of the head...after I find the MOTHER F***ER WHO SNITCHED ON ME AND GOT ME THROWN IN JAIL!!!!

"Hey, I forgot to mention, but I was the one that called the cops on you that night, I uh hope your not mad." "O no I'm not mad, I've gotten over it, here, lets shake hands and be fri-<BOOM> <CRACK> <SMASH> <WA-POW> <THUD>......... bitch.

by ME April 19, 2005

Chewbacca defense

A state of the art defense system where any one that is doing something deemed inappropriate by the system is immediately confronted by a large, harry, big-foot like beast with a large belt hanging over his shoulder, and instantly snapped in half like a pretzel.

Luke! You wern't supposed to touch that painting.... its gunna unleash the the... AAAAAHHHHHH <Snap> <Chewbacca celebrates>

by ME April 19, 2005

Pi

1. A really awesome black and white movie made in 1998. Directed by Darren Aronofsky, director of Requiem for a Dream (which I didn't know till I looked it up just now). It's about a crazy math guy that is trying to predict the stock market, when his machine dies and spits out a number (which isn't pi). He believes the number is the key to understanding the universe and God. I don't want to give away what happens after that though.

2. Approximately 3.14. Used in math and such.

1.
Guy- "Have you seen Pi?"
LameGuy- "lol wats it bout? circles n such?!1 XD"
Guy- "It has angry Jewish people..."
Lameguy- "Awesome!"

2.
I read pi pages of the Iliad, then couldn't take the intense bordom anymore.

by Me April 19, 2005