McCrapper's definitions

Gradualist

(Noun) Someone who takes their time or procrastinates; a slacker.

I would have faith in my brother arriving on time, but he's a gradualist.

He still hasn't sent in his paperwork? What a gradualist!

by McCrapper July 19, 2012

Pizza and Big Red Night

(Noun) an innocent code name that represents a particular day/night in which a couple is going to participate in sexual activity (have sex)

Person 1: "What is Jim so happy about, today?"
Person 2: Well, I heard that it is Pizza and Big Red night at his house; if you know what I mean."
Person 1: "Oh, I gotcha"

by McCrapper July 7, 2012

The Brary

(none) An urban slang term for library.

"Yo, dude, you goin' to the brary today to pick up some books?"

"I must've left my knapsack in the brary.

by McCrapper November 20, 2012

Bellick

(noun) A term that describes corrections officer that is a total dick/asshole. Referenced from corrections officer in the show prison break, named Brad Bellick.

"Man, the C.O.s in this place are a bunch of bellicks.

by McCrapper March 25, 2013

Violin

(noun) A word that symbolizes the female genitalia; not dissimilar to the instrument, the violin, there must be a stick to produce sound. Likewise, it can be performed with a group.

Many have tried to learn the art form of 'playing' the violin, but only a few have truly mastered it.

by McCrapper March 22, 2013

Grassiass

(Interjection) The way that an ignorant dumbass says gracias.

You went and bought a case of cold brewskies just for me? Grassiass, man!

by McCrapper July 19, 2012

Who's Got the Dick?

(Noun) A drinking game that consists of at least two people or more. One participant will start to say, the phrase, "Who's Got the Dick?" while snapping their fingers on the upbeat of every whole note in 4/4 tempo. The other players, in unison, will then respond by pointing to the person who is closest to them and then shout "(-insert person's name who is closest-)'s Got the Dick!". Finally, the player who is the next closest (who has not yet said "Who's Got the Dick?" yet) will say "Who's Got the Dick?" and the cycle repeats.

At the party, they decided to play Who's Got the Dick?.

by McCrapper March 25, 2013