McCrapper's definitions

Who's Got the Dick?

(Noun) A drinking game that consists of at least two people or more. One participant will start to say, the phrase, "Who's Got the Dick?" while snapping their fingers on the upbeat of every whole note in 4/4 tempo. The other players, in unison, will then respond by pointing to the person who is closest to them and then shout "(-insert person's name who is closest-)'s Got the Dick!". Finally, the player who is the next closest (who has not yet said "Who's Got the Dick?" yet) will say "Who's Got the Dick?" and the cycle repeats.

At the party, they decided to play Who's Got the Dick?.

by McCrapper March 25, 2013

Lineman

(Noun) A guy who remains sober enough to prevent his friend from sleeping with an ugly or dirty girl while his friend is shitfaced.

"Man, I can't believe I almost hit that! Good thing I had my lineman, Joey, to keep me out of trouble."

by McCrapper March 25, 2013

Have-not

(noun) A person who does not possess the necessary credentials in order for them to be successful. Likewise, this person is not able to express qualities of credibility.

The networking teacher said that he could not take the day off because he was a have-not and needed to work towards his certification.

by McCrapper March 25, 2013