Definitions by Mayo Sanchez

Colonel Fire 

The postition given to a man that exceeds the expectations of crack addicts and sex offenders. He patrols the hall of a dorm to make sure there's no fires or fire hazards. This man has a built in fire hose. Also has an office in the community bathroom.

Zach: Fire!!!

Matt: Go get Colonel Fire!

Zach: Can't, he's in the office.

Matt: FML!

Colonel Fire by Mayo Sanchez October 8, 2009

Meat chunk 

Another word that means penis.

I whipped my meat chunk out so she could put it in her mouth.

Meat chunk by Mayo Sanchez April 3, 2009

Mayo Sanchez 

Its when you stick your index or middle finger in a jar of mayo and smear it on the upper lip of your victim. Looking like as if they just drank some chunky milk.

Jon Doe "Hey, whats that on your hand?"
Dude "What, this!!"
Jon "WTF man, its awful!!!"
Dude "Mayo Sanchez!!! OHH LAYY!!

Mayo Sanchez by Mayo Sanchez March 30, 2009

The pouch

When one get's his nutsack and pulls it over their cock. Resembling a pouch.

"Can't believe he fell for the pouch, what a fag"

The pouch by Mayo Sanchez March 29, 2009