Its when you stick your index or middle finger in a jar of mayo and smear it on the upper lip of your victim. Looking like as if they just drank some chunky milk.
Jon Doe "Hey, whats that on your hand?"
Dude "What, this!!"
Jon "WTF man, its awful!!!"
Dude "Mayo Sanchez!!! OHH LAYY!!
The postition given to a man that exceeds the expectations of crack addicts and sex offenders. He patrols the hall of a dorm to make sure there's no fires or fire hazards. This man has a built in fire hose. Also has an office in the community bathroom.
Zach: Fire!!!
Matt: Go get Colonel Fire!
Zach: Can't, he's in the office.
Matt: FML!