Max PowerS's definitions

lorry

v. the act of beating the fuck out of one of your best friends because you are drunk and he is in love with you. Refers to a particularly severe beating. Has been shortened to mean beating the fuck out of someone who is mearly an acquaintance or beating the fuck out of someone in a situation where it would be wholly unexpected or inappropriate,

me: that guy was a fucking dickhead.
40: yea, he doesn't know how close he came to eating through a straw for the next six weeks. I was going to lorry that mother fucker.

by Max Powers January 24, 2004

hefro

A fat black chick. The result of combining the words "heffer" and "negro".

"Run bitch! That fuckin' hefro is gonna eat us!"

by Max Powers January 19, 2004

Root canal

When a man receives oral sex and while he lays on his partners head he spin like a top or a drill

Sean: can I give you a root canal?
Kato: I don't have the strength to spin but I'll give you one!

by Max PowerS August 30, 2013

Top Shelf

to go poop in the top part of a toilet, ensuring a funky odor for days and plenty of laughs.

i took a top shelf in stves toilet hell be pissed

by max powers March 22, 2003

ThasWhaImTalkinBout

you see something you like you point it out by sayin "thaswhatimtalkinbout"

(fine girl walks by)"Damn, ThasWhaImTalkinBout"

by max powers March 22, 2003

The Spider

A sex move made by a male in which you warn the female “here comes the spider” you proceed by sticking eight fingers in her vagina spreading it (four on each side). Then you spit inside her therefore spinning your web.

Woah man I just used the spider on Akir yesterday and she was pissed!

by Max Powers May 15, 2019

Cathrined

Verb: To be hit on, admired, or groped by a nasty whore or skanker.

"Oh man, you just got so Cathrined. I'd take a cold shower if I were you."

by Max Powers October 30, 2004