shmink

Just another version of the highly acclaimed word 'mink'
Look at that young russian, he looks a little shminky"
by max May 16, 2005
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Strike Nowhere Matches

Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!
Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!

Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!
by Max February 22, 2009
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Chisla

To be one that has done something of extreme stupidity
You spilt my baileys you fucking CHISLA
by Max February 09, 2004
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NEWSOM

red headed slut. usually turned away in rejection but comes back when sexual advancements are made
i wish these newsom's would back da fuck up off me
by MAX January 30, 2003
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crab shoot

If you're going to have sex with a hoe and you don't know if she has crabs.
I slept with some whore last night and she was pretty damn dirty. It was a real crab shoot!
by Max August 20, 2004
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Ely

The most amazing, beautiful, and incredible girl in the world. No one can compare, but she's taken! (see max)
Ely is a unique and beautiful snowflake.
by Max September 24, 2004
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Donkeywaffle

Donkeywaffle is a brilliant and flexible word with witch the context can be adjusted to fit nearly any situation! Donkeywaffle can be used as an interjection or as a noun, expressing suprise, dismay, or a delicious waffle-like confection in the shape of a donkey!
Oh muh donkeywaffle! That thurr's the fattest biatch ah evah did see!

Hello, ma'am! How's your flight going? Can I get you anything? A donkeywaffle, perhaps?
by mAx May 04, 2004
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