Max's definitions

maxism

the greatest and most overpowering religion. worchip by many known by little. ppl of this religion worship the almighty max creator of all ruler of many. highest life form there is. even though hes short and drinks....cough syrup..oh yeah!!

worship the all overpowering max!!!

by max April 15, 2005

brass balls

Bits of a brass monkey. Often found lying around on the coldest day of the year.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph! That'd freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

by max August 9, 2004

rectum chew

Eating butthole jhbgvjhdbfjhskjsdfkjdhfkjsdfkjh

Oh, rectum chew on my grandma!

by Max February 24, 2005

maximustard

my name after i was crowned

my name is maximustard

by max March 17, 2004

pager

(noun) a drug addict (usually a crackhead) who sells, or procures for sale, stolen items in order to support his or her drug habit.

That pager wanted money for a rock so he tried to sell me a camera.

by max March 10, 2004

uckls

For something to suck

"My girlfriend left me"
"Lol...that uckls"

by Max May 13, 2005

tomorrows nobody

A group of adolescents whose only ambition is to make others wet themselves through laughter.

G.I. Jew. TN's 1-4. Buttons. AND THE ITCH CREAM! Huzzah!

by Max August 7, 2003