Max's definitions

russian muffin from hell

An insult to someone with a terrible hairdo, commonly utilised to offend the protagonist of indoor living.

"Look dear, at the window, it's the Russian muffin from hell"

"joe my gosh"

by max May 17, 2005

shmink

Just another version of the highly acclaimed word 'mink'

Look at that young russian, he looks a little shminky"

by max May 17, 2005

the mask

One of the funniest movies ever made. Underestimated by many, a movie brought to life by the superbly over the top acting of Jim Carrey

er...........the mask is fucking top drawer.

by max May 19, 2005

earlier

Means hello ,the opposite of the word 'later' (duh)

"Earlier"

"alright man"

by max May 19, 2005

take the charge

gangs often have 17 year olds in their crew for the sole purpose of going to prison for older members, as they will usually be tried as juvenilles

"you're 17 dog, you gotta take the charge to be initiated as a vicelord"

by max July 6, 2005

sergio mora

Otherwise known as 'The Latin Snake'. The winner of the first (and currently only) series of 'The Contender'. Never defeated in the programme, and beat title favourite Ishe and Peter Manfredo (the latter whom he beat in the final). A tall and not particularly muscular guy, his strength lies in his mind, a very mentally strong figure. His victory enabled his family to fight emerge from poverty, and his name to emerge into the world of boxing.

"And the winner is.......Sergio Morrrrraaaaaaaaaaa"

by Max July 14, 2005

The Shat

Affectionate yet somewhat insulting nickname for William Shatner, star of anything he gets paid for.

Hey man, did you hear? The Shat just released a new album. He makes fun of himself and still gets rave reviews!

by max July 28, 2005