got your shit together

To have your business (what you do to get what you want) promptly taken care of.
No LAN party this weekend, because I gotta catch up with my schoolwork; I'll call you when I get my shit together.
by Max April 04, 2003
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super decreshendo

1. When a man's sex organ (dick) is hanging so low it touches the ground, drags.
2. When a man's dick is cut off and re-pasted on in a lower area...
I went to the docter to get a liposuction, but all he he did was super creshendo me!
by max December 02, 2003
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gfy

Gud For You, also known as Good For You.
Marry:I heard he Quit!!
John: Is it?? Gud For you!!
by max September 15, 2004
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Raspin

crap, that guy is such a raspin!
by max November 04, 2003
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buckleys

Where's Bob?
I've got buckleys!

How did she do that?
I've got buckleys.
by Max September 05, 2003
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diarrati

The art of harnessing the power of explosive diarrhea as a self defense weapon. - Projectile poo.

When combined with some kicks punches chops and other karati techniques, a burning hot diarrhea blast the the face of one's opponent can mean the difference between life and death.

Background:
First there was karati - martial arts.
Then... Literati - people who could meantally pulverize you with their vocabulary.
Then... Digirati - hackers so sophistocated and intelligent, they could steal your identity, become you and commit some haness crime that you will eventually be blamed for.
Finally Diarrati - People who have mastered the art of projecting multiple streams of diarrhea with shocking accuracy.
Oh man, it's a good thing you knew diarrati or we would have been ass-imilated by those queers over there by that gay bar.

Dont mess with me! I know diarrati!

My eyes are still burning cauz someone pulled a gave me a double-punch-mid-air-roundhouse with a spinning-diarrati-roundass to finish it off.

You should practice your diarrata's daily. (diarrhea katta's)
- Preferably in the diarrojo. (diarrhea dojo)
by Max December 31, 2004
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pleasure pole

"his pleasure pole was only one fuckin inch, i'd say it was more of a pin than a pole"
by max May 02, 2005
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