Max's definitions

dike ass bitch

some motherfucker who is being a supreme dike.

What a dike ass bitch!

by max April 6, 2005

kuhel

coolest person i know, kind and sweet and so beautiful. can't stand to be without her. seems like the only girl that really gets me. love spending time with her, and hanging out and talking and laughing with her.

Ali is very kuhel, i love her to death.

by max January 7, 2005

Manhole Inspector

A male of a strange persuasion. A man who spends a great deal of time inspecting, to the point of entering, other men's holes, specifically the bumhole.

Don't bare yer arse in front of that geezer over there, he's a bloody manhole inspector. Poofy git!

by Max December 11, 2003

super decreshendo

1. When a man's sex organ (dick) is hanging so low it touches the ground, drags.
2. When a man's dick is cut off and re-pasted on in a lower area...

I went to the docter to get a liposuction, but all he he did was super creshendo me!

by max December 2, 2003

Shittoon

Any form of toilet that periodically requires emptying. Often implies that the receptical is unusually filty.

Dude! I ain't using no god damn public shittoon.

by Max July 24, 2008

Rosemary harris

Most kind person i know. she is my best friend. i would do anything for her. She is beautiful, smart, graceful, and a romantic. i love her

Rose is the most beautiful flower inthe world

by Max December 21, 2004

Nataleigh

Nataleigh-- this freshman that is fucking my freshman buddy, Steven.

Nataleigh fucked Steven last night, and I'm really jealous.

by Max March 3, 2005