Noun.
History: Believed to be a Gallagher-ism (American comic of 1980s & 1990s known mostly for pulverizing melons w/a huge slegehammer in his shows).
Definition: Those wisp-thin, slightly waxy paper toilet seat covers offered in public toilets to protect one's bodunkadunk from coming in contact with someone else's funk.
History: Believed to be a Gallagher-ism (American comic of 1980s & 1990s known mostly for pulverizing melons w/a huge slegehammer in his shows).
Definition: Those wisp-thin, slightly waxy paper toilet seat covers offered in public toilets to protect one's bodunkadunk from coming in contact with someone else's funk.
When using the toilet at the Port Authority Bus Terminal, always put an ass gasket down before you cop a squat.
by Maven April 15, 2004
Noun.
Synonym: Plumper
Definition: A man who prefers to have sex with women who are chubby, and they are usually ashamed to admit it in public.
Synonym: Plumper
Definition: A man who prefers to have sex with women who are chubby, and they are usually ashamed to admit it in public.
by Maven April 16, 2004
If it's free and unrestricted, even imbeciles who can peck out gibberish and press Send to Urban Dictionary can feel like they are contributing to a living, breathing literary process.
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by Maven May 11, 2004
Noun. Singular.
Definition: Quite literally a lame assed orgasm, usually administered by someone stimulating their mate begrudgingly.
Definition: Quite literally a lame assed orgasm, usually administered by someone stimulating their mate begrudgingly.
"Golly, after gobbling my husband's knob for 30 minutes straight, he had to have his ass beat in order to give me some jive-assed Mini Gasm."
by Maven April 16, 2004
Example 1: "The other white meat, it's what's for dinner."
Example 2: "Bob is sporting a tree trunk in his pants... I'm gonna get me some of that "other white meat."
Example 2: "Bob is sporting a tree trunk in his pants... I'm gonna get me some of that "other white meat."
by Maven April 19, 2004
by Maven April 15, 2004