by Matti! Matti! Matti! November 22, 2010
Get the pestrianmug. When a (usually) woman equates sex with love, thinking that because a man had sex with her, it means that he loves her. In men, it is often a nerdy type who has sex out of his league and turns into a total obsessive. Is often the trigger for stalkerish behaviour.
by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 04, 2011
Get the Sex-is-love Disordermug. The events in Japan following on from the earthquake of 11 March 2011, ie earthquake damage, tsunami damage, nuclear power plant damage, volcanic eruption, missing trains, massive destruction and climbing death toll.
From "japan" and "apocalypse".
From "japan" and "apocalypse".
by Matti! Matti! Matti! April 01, 2011
Get the Japocalypsemug. Inspired by the Guerrilla Gardening movement, it is a way to improve a neighbourhood by entering public and private gardens and performing any kind of maintenance that is required, such as weeding, pruning, and thinning. If one already has the tools, it is a zero-cost activity that can be done at any time.
Granddaughter: You were a long time on your walk, Grandma.
Grandmother: Yes, dear, that's because I was Guerrilla Weeding the neighbour's garden. They really need to look after their gypsophila better.
Grandmother: Yes, dear, that's because I was Guerrilla Weeding the neighbour's garden. They really need to look after their gypsophila better.
by Matti! Matti! Matti! August 12, 2012
Get the Guerrilla Weedingmug. A day on which all the people one meets are unattractive, despite the odds which say that half the people one meets will be attractive.
by Matti! Matti! Matti! November 22, 2010
Get the Ugly Daymug. A standard Christmas celebration held by people who aren't able to be with their birth families because they are overseas or have a difficult relationship with their family.
Often used by people who have been disowned by their parents, such as homosexuals who have escaped their conservative, small-town upbringing and moved to the more open-minded city.
Often used by people who have been disowned by their parents, such as homosexuals who have escaped their conservative, small-town upbringing and moved to the more open-minded city.
"Tell everyone there's an Orphan's Christmas at mine this year. Bring a plate and the booze is on me!"
by Matti! Matti! Matti! November 25, 2011
Get the Orphan's Christmasmug. A woman/gay man who is sexually off-limits. The restriction is self-imposed.
Includes victims of trauma (eg was recently assaulted), sexually transmissable infection, bro rules (eg your bro's sister but you can't contact him to get permission), psychopathy (eg "sex-is-love" disorder).
From the word form "no-brainer"
Includes victims of trauma (eg was recently assaulted), sexually transmissable infection, bro rules (eg your bro's sister but you can't contact him to get permission), psychopathy (eg "sex-is-love" disorder).
From the word form "no-brainer"
by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 04, 2011
Get the no-bonermug.