Definitions by Matti! Matti! Matti!

Go 

Become.

A change from the active to the passive.

Dinosaurs went extinct millions of years ago." instead of "Dinosaurs became extinct millions of years ago.

Go by Matti! Matti! Matti! December 7, 2011

Orphan's Christmas 

A standard Christmas celebration held by people who aren't able to be with their birth families because they are overseas or have a difficult relationship with their family.

Often used by people who have been disowned by their parents, such as homosexuals who have escaped their conservative, small-town upbringing and moved to the more open-minded city.

"Tell everyone there's an Orphan's Christmas at mine this year. Bring a plate and the booze is on me!"

Orphan's Christmas by Matti! Matti! Matti! November 25, 2011

crymaxing 

To cry while masturbating because one is thinking of one's ex.

From cry + climax.

From reddit: "My girlfriend is going to break up with me in 5 hours from now."

–remotepath 105 points 16 hours ago
please masturbate, it clears your head

–mf4633 59 points 15 hours ago
one caveat: don't think about her when you're doing it

–speedstix 33 points 10 hours ago
crymaxing is never good.

crymaxing by Matti! Matti! Matti! November 24, 2011

procrasturbake 

To waste time baking, especially treats like cupcakes, instead of being productive. From procrasturbate.

I should be writing my final essay but I think I'll procrasturbake instead.

procrasturbake by Matti! Matti! Matti! June 29, 2011

The Ranga Queen 

Julia Gillard, current prime minister of Australia and a redhead, thus the most powerful ranga female. A satyrical reference to a ginger takeover of the country.

Did you see the Ranga Queen on TV last night? I'd tap that.

The Ranga Queen by Matti! Matti! Matti! May 21, 2011

Japocalypse 

The events in Japan following on from the earthquake of 11 March 2011, ie earthquake damage, tsunami damage, nuclear power plant damage, volcanic eruption, missing trains, massive destruction and climbing death toll.

From "japan" and "apocalypse".

Man, all they need are zombies and the Japocalypse would be complete.

Japocalypse by Matti! Matti! Matti! April 1, 2011

woman

Female. Instead of being used as a noun (A woman with red hair) it has become and adjective, used as "lady" once was (A lady doctor).

Julia Gillard is Australia's first woman Prime Minister.

woman by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 20, 2011