Matthew Pryce's definitions

Jersey Fist-Pump

A silly rhythmically challenged dance done only by stupid gel-headed ginzos while contemplating rape at clubs.

Did you see that scumbag jiggling the Jersey Fist-Pump?

by Matthew Pryce August 7, 2006

swallower

One who allows ejaculation into the mouth and proceeds to swallow the load.

Janie sucked my dick something proper last night, and hell yeah, when I came, she was a swallower.

by Matthew Pryce January 20, 2004

mother nature

a reference to any natural drug.

Let's enjoy some mother nature.

by Matthew Pryce January 25, 2004

Pussy Wussy

A general insult aimed at lesser men.

Don't screw with me pussy wussy.

by Matthew Pryce August 3, 2006

rosebud

A really sweet-looking vagina as if blossoming like a rose.

Kathleen's supple rosebud was more than enough pussy to chow.

by Matthew Pryce January 20, 2004

going hoggin'

To engage in intercourse with the obese.

Man, that kid'll bone anybody. You see that pig he was with last night, he sure was going hoggin'!!!!

by Matthew Pryce July 10, 2006

modementia

Modementia is the state of having a fucked-up modem.

I was getting signed off like crazy, I had modementia.

by Matthew Pryce July 11, 2006