Definitions by Matthew Darke

Randy 

Overly excited in a sexual manner. See also horny.

Do I make you randy, baby? Do I?

Randy by Matthew Darke January 29, 2006

AIM oldbie 

Term generously applied to oneself to make oneself feel better, and to mask the fact that one's head is so far up one's ass that they can't apply nor comprehend common logic; i.e., someone who ruins online roleplay by criticizing it, when the term "oldbie" originated on AIM via roleplay. Nearly always self applied status, as practically no one would call another an oldbie unless asked.

"ROFL HAHA LOL I'm an oldbie you stupid n00b."

Translation: I have no life and am making an outcry by calling myself an oldbie, and trying to insult you.

AIM oldbie by Matthew Darke March 26, 2003

hamsamich

Short term for "Ham sandwich." Usually spoken in an attempt to sound less intelligent and/or cute. Sometimes used unintentionally by children.

I need to buy some cheese so I can make me a hamsamich!

hamsamich by Matthew Darke February 28, 2003

okie 

Shorthand term for people originating in Oklahoma. Usually associated with rednecks. See redneck.

That stupid Okie tried to steal my cow.

okie by Matthew Darke February 18, 2003

Piss ant 

An insolent or insignificant person; a peon; a nobody.

Get out of my way, you little piss ant.

Piss ant by Matthew Darke February 18, 2003

btfo 

AOL slang for "Back the fuck off." Usually used in conjunction with other internet short hand or "l33t" termage.

Btfo. Gtfo. Kthx.

btfo by Matthew Darke February 18, 2003

hump 

To grind one's genitalia in a press-and-release pattern against a particular object or surface; usually associated with an inanimate object.

My dog keeps humping my leg.

hump by Matthew Darke February 18, 2003