Matthew's definitions

Detroit Tigers Fans

My heros!! i could never stay interested in a team that sucks so much

well just look at their record

by Matthew December 12, 2003

kerfucked

totally stuffed worse than fucked

this is totally kerfucked

by matthew August 28, 2003

crap on deck

discriptive phrase emphasizing the fact or portraying the feeling of when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anal cavity.

Etymology: (Middle English)-
orginating from the Mayflower voyage to America and derived in the pilgrims' poor dietary habits yielding frequent diarrheal evacuations which lead to the cautinary call of 'crap of deck!'

"i got a 'crap on deck' that could choke a donkey"

by Matthew December 8, 2003

shape

Good or cool. Can be used as an adjective or as an exclaimation.

The new Aesop Rock cd is shape.

- I just found 20 quid on the pavement.
- Shape!

by Matthew January 29, 2004

bu

Derived from the Indonesian word "ibu" used to describe a woman or house wife, shortened in Indonesian to "bu" in intimate relationships. In English "bu" is used by a male to describe his girlfriend or significant other.

Bu, can you get a Mountain Dew out of the refridgerator for me?

by Matthew October 17, 2004

Hatchy

A little man with Green, Purple or any other coloured hair. Smokes and drinks plenty and has scratched balls.

Jeff is his best mate see Jeff for definition on Jeff

"Hatchy got his nuts scratched today"
"Jeff thought it was funny"

by Matthew November 26, 2003

Homsar

1.A song from the sixties
2.Raised by a coffee cup
3.The pride of the peaches
4.Does not fake the funk on a nasty dunk
5.The ghost of Christmas past
6.Does what he is told
7.Wants to know when we can start the Jeffersons
8.Just in time for the murder mystery
9.A million ladies tall
10.Saves the best for last
11.He lost his jengajam
12.Captain of the gravy train
13.He thinks he won the powerball

I shanked your jengaship? Were playing Connect Four

by Matthew August 20, 2003