Definitions by Matt0912

troll

A despicable person on a message board that deliberately tries to get everyone pissed off. Usually, they write in capital letters and make outrageous topics to get a rise out of everyone. Many times, trolls will be regulars but cannot be identified because they make new Screen Names, usually these new Screen Names are named after the topic they're trolling about. Either way, trolls should never be responded too, because theyll just use insults or useless arguments, and you'll never win by arguing with a troll.

Don't ever feed the trolls on a message board.

troll by Matt0912 June 16, 2009

def

Short for definately, but often used sarcastically.

(Person A looking at a hot chick)

Person A: I think I have a chance with that babe.

Person B: Def dude.

def by Matt0912 May 10, 2009

Colin Cowherd 

the best man in sports-talk radio bar none. His show "The Herd" is the only show on radio that talks exclusively about football and tries to keep discussion about worthless baseball to a minimum. Colin understands that America is nation of football. Colin is funny, sarcastic, and pretty much right about everything.

All these other shows are talking about baseball in freaking football season lets listen to "The Herd" to hear about football. Colin Cowherd doesnt waste his time with baseball.

Colin Cowherd by Matt0912 April 1, 2009

Short Hills

A rich town in New Jersey by Millburn. The worst car you see might be a mitsubishi The people are loaded and also snobs, as you can see from definition number 5. It is known for its mall, in which the only thing you can buy for under 50 bucks is a drink at the starbucks.

I hate people from short hills. they are stuck up snobs.

Short Hills by Matt0912 August 15, 2008