Definitions by Matt. H.

detention

A place where you get sent when a teacher notices something bad or inappropriated. The best way to get one is to chew gum.

Kyle: Yo David. I just got a detention from Miss Hoffman for chewing gum. So I gave her the finger and got another one.

David: For real? I just chewed 36 pieces of gum in history class and didn't get a detention. I kickass.

Miss Hoffman: Who just said kickass?

David: I did.

Miss Hoffman: That's a detention.

Kyle: Haha. Sucks for you.

detention by Matt. H. April 18, 2005

topless 

A car without a roof.

Look at that car without a roof. I bet that guy is so poor he couldn't pay for a roof. He should lay off the crack.

topless by Matt. H. April 15, 2005

seinfeld

The best show ever. I even watch it on TV for 2 straight hours everyday.

Mom: Matt go do your homework!
Me: No mom Seinfeld is on. I will just tell my teacher I didn't finish it because Seinfeld was on. She/he will understand.
Mom: Oh, OK.

seinfeld by Matt. H. April 15, 2005

halloweed

Instead of going out trick-or-treating on Halloween which is on October 31st and getting lame candy, switch it around and have Halloweed sometime in June. So then people will be handing out green, cigarettes, and beer.

Instead of coughing from some old hard candy that you just choked on, you can be coughing from a nice long joint you just got.

halloweed by Matt. H. April 14, 2005

bk lounge 

Dane Cook called Burger King the "BK Lounge." Thanks to him I can now say I work at the BK Lounge and people think I have the best job ever.

OMG Matt you are so rich!

I know. I work at the BK Lounge.

Oh my gosh! That sounds like the best job ever!

bk lounge by Matt. H. April 12, 2005

animal farm

I had to read this book for some prick in English class. I did not read most of the book, but still took a test and wrote a report on that book and answered questions about each chapter. Oh, this guy hates me so much, he says I never turned in the book and wants me to pay $20 for it.

"Two legs good, four legs bad. So kill those animals!"

I think that is how it went, but I would not know since I did not read the book.

animal farm by Matt. H. April 10, 2005

flirtacious 

A word that was spelled wrong in the 2004 St. Croix year book on page 103.

*TIP* Use spell check.

Dude! The most flirtacious girl of 2004 was Katie T.

Dude! Spell it right. It is flirtatious.

flirtacious by Matt. H. February 19, 2005