Gonfidence

/ɡɒnfɪd(ə)ns/

1. the faded feeling or belief that one can have faith in or rely on someone or something.

* the state of no longer feeling certain about the truth of something.

* a lost feeling of self-assurance.

2. no longer being able to talk through private matters or secrets with mutual trust.

3. to lose your mojo.
"After everything that they said to me I'm just filled with gonfidence."
by Matt Windle poet March 05, 2021
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Nillionaire

/nɪljəˈnɛ /

A person that acts like they have a lot of money but really they are broke.
"He's always posting pictures of designer products on his Instagram like he's rich or something but he hardly has a penny to his name. The guy is a nillionaire."
by Matt Windle poet October 11, 2020
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Bookblind

/bʊkblʌɪnd/

a person that chooses not to read.
I don't ever read for pleasure. I'm bookblind.
by Matt Windle poet March 01, 2021
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Caliwid

kalɪˈwɪd/

a person that is in a serious relationship with or married to someone that works away or has been absent for an extended period of time.
"Her husband is always working away. The poor girl is nothing but a caliwid."
by Matt Windle poet February 23, 2021
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Slampion

/slampɪən/

1. a person or group that wins a poetry slam competition.

2. a sports person or team that achieves a Grand Slam victory.
"And the slampion of this years poetry slam is..."

"After another Grand Slam victory, they are surely the greatest slampions of all time!"
by Matt Windle poet March 05, 2021
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Bibliodium

/ˈbɪblɪəʊdɪəm/

is the general dislike or widespread hatred of reading books.
"They must have bibliodium because I can never persuade them to read a book."
by Matt Windle poet March 02, 2021
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Qranxate

/krɑn:zeɪt/

To do nothing but stare lovingly at yourself in a mirror or other form of reflection
"Are you going to leave the house at all or just qranxate all day?"
by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020
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