Definitions by Matt Windle poet

GIF of the gab 

A person who replies to messages using either the animated or static GIF format

"He replies with an appropriate GIF for almost every message that I send. He's got the GIF of the gab."

GIF of the gab by Matt Windle poet October 27, 2020

Vegruary

/ˈvɛdʒrʊəri/

the second month of the year when a person decides to only eat vegetarian products for the entire month

"I hope that you enjoy that burger because Vegruary starts tomorrow!"

Vegruary by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020

E-troduce 

/Eeˈtrəˈdju s/

make (someone) known by name to another person electronically via email, social media or other online platform.

"Hi Charlotte and James. I'd like to e-troduce you to one another."

E-troduce by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020

Digisig 

/ˈdɪdʒˈsɪɡ/

short for digital signature

"Add your digisig to the document and then email it back to me"

Digisig by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020

Prupil

a person who is taught at a Pupil Referral Unit, also known as a PRU school.

"I'm a former prupil of that referral unit."

Prupil by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020

Shocking Hell 

/ˈʃɒk/ɪŋ/hɛl/

used for emphasis or to express shock, annoyance or surprise. Often used as a replacement to swearing.

Person 1: "Have you heard that Adam has been sacked?"
Person 2: "Shocking hell, you're joking? What for?"

Shocking Hell by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020

Qranxate

/krɑn:zeɪt/

To do nothing but stare lovingly at yourself in a mirror or other form of reflection

"Are you going to leave the house at all or just qranxate all day?"

Qranxate by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020