Matt Windle poet's definitions

Inwhoencer

/ˈɪnhʊənsə/

a person with a modest social media following that refers to themself as an 'influencer.'

This guy with 50 followers is calling himself an 'influencer' but he's more of a 'inwhoencer.'

by Matt Windle poet March 22, 2021

Confaux

/kənˈfəʊ/

a disingenuous conversation that a person creates immediately prior to asking for a favour.

"The preamble was sheer confaux."

by Matt Windle poet March 29, 2021

PWAP

/pwap/

a sudden loud noise caused by boxing gloves hitting against a punchbag.

The punch landed with a pwap.

by Matt Windle poet March 21, 2021

Boxability

/bɒksəˈbɪlɪti/

1. allowing one to demonstrate a high skill set; either an innate or inborn talent or through

dedication and practice.

2. talent, skill or proficiency in the field of martial arts and hand-to-hand combat.

"His boxability is like no one I've ever seen"

by Matt Windle poet March 20, 2021

Bookblind

/bʊkblʌɪnd/

a person that chooses not to read.

I don't ever read for pleasure. I'm bookblind.

by Matt Windle poet March 1, 2021

Caliwid

/ˈkalɪˈwɪd/

a person that is in a serious relationship with or married to someone that works away or has been absent for an extended period of time.

"Her husband is always working away. The poor girl is nothing but a caliwid."

by Matt Windle poet February 23, 2021

Passionaught

/ˈpaʃ(ə)n ɔ t/

A person that lacks passion and enthusiasm.

"He never shows any enthusiasm. He's a passionaught!"

by Matt Windle poet March 29, 2021