Matt Windle poet's definitions

GIF of the gab

A person who replies to messages using either the animated or static GIF format

"He replies with an appropriate GIF for almost every message that I send. He's got the GIF of the gab."

by Matt Windle poet October 27, 2020

Hitmitt

/hɪtmɪt/

boxing or MMA gloves.

"I can't wait to try on my new hitmitts."

by Matt Windle poet March 22, 2021

Figlang

/ˈfɪɡˈlaŋɡ/

a syllabic abbreviation for Figurative Language.

"I need to add some more figlang into my writing."

by Matt Windle poet February 24, 2021

Mesmereyesed

/ˈmɛzmərʌɪzed/

to be besotted with or transfixed by the eyes of (someone).

"The moment that I stared into them I was mesmereyesed."

by Matt Windle poet February 25, 2021

Anquest

/ˈɑ n'kwɛst/
The term used when a person answers their own question.

Him to her: "Do you know where my keys are? Oh yeah, they're upstairs!"
Her to Him: "You anquest all of the time."

by Matt Windle poet October 10, 2020

Piddle puddle

/ˈpɪd(ə)lˈpʌd(ə)l/

aka piddle pud.

1. the puddle that a person or animal leaves on the floor after urinating.

2. a half-soaked or slow-witted person.

"Daisy the shih Tzu left a piddle puddle on the floor."

by Matt Windle poet March 24, 2021

Pseudofaith

/ˈsju dəʊ:feɪθ/

a person that hides their insecurities by pretending to be confident.

"If you didn't know him you would think that he's very self-assured but its just pseudofaith."

by Matt Windle poet February 21, 2021