GIF of the gab

A person who replies to messages using either the animated or static GIF format

"He replies with an appropriate GIF for almost every message that I send. He's got the GIF of the gab."

by Matt Windle poet October 27, 2020

Rexpert

/ˈrɛkspə t/

A boxing fan that has never boxed a day in their life and believe that they are far more knowledgeable about the sport than what they actually are. They consistently use the boxing database 'BoxRec' in order to sound more informed about particular fighters when discussing boxing with their peers.

"He would have you believe that he's a specialist on the sport but really he's nothing but a rexpert."

by Matt Windle poet October 13, 2020

Bibliodium

/ˈbɪblɪəʊdɪəm/

is the general dislike or widespread hatred of reading books.

"They must have bibliodium because I can never persuade them to read a book."

by Matt Windle poet March 02, 2021

Mesmereyesed

/ˈmɛzmərʌɪzed/

to be besotted with or transfixed by the eyes of (someone).

"The moment that I stared into them I was mesmereyesed."

by Matt Windle poet February 25, 2021

Figlang

/ˈfɪɡˈlaŋɡ/

a syllabic abbreviation for Figurative Language.

"I need to add some more figlang into my writing."

by Matt Windle poet February 24, 2021

Ventence

/ˈvɛnt(ə)ns/

the overlapping of words within a sentence to form an expression with both the words that precede it and the words that follow.

"There is no chance of golden repairs from the land of the RISING SUN, SETS instead on the horizon of false hopes."

You can have a rising sun and a sunset. 'Land of the rising sunset' is a ventence.

Someone may be a sorry sight or a sight for sore eyes but a 'sorry sight for sore eyes' is a ventence.

by Matt Windle poet February 27, 2021

Passionaught

/ˈpaʃ(ə)n ɔ t/

A person that lacks passion and enthusiasm.

"He never shows any enthusiasm. He's a passionaught!"

by Matt Windle poet March 29, 2021