Matt Windle poet's definitions

Pseudofaith

/ˈsju dəʊ:feɪθ/

a person that hides their insecurities by pretending to be confident.

"If you didn't know him you would think that he's very self-assured but its just pseudofaith."

by Matt Windle poet February 21, 2021

Piddle puddle

/ˈpɪd(ə)lˈpʌd(ə)l/

aka piddle pud.

1. the puddle that a person or animal leaves on the floor after urinating.

2. a half-soaked or slow-witted person.

"Daisy the shih Tzu left a piddle puddle on the floor."

by Matt Windle poet March 24, 2021

Slampion

/slampɪən/

1. a person or group that wins a poetry slam competition.

2. a sports person or team that achieves a Grand Slam victory.

"And the slampion of this years poetry slam is..."

"After another Grand Slam victory, they are surely the greatest slampions of all time!"

by Matt Windle poet March 5, 2021

Jabble

/ˈjab(ə)l/

talk rapidly and harshly about another person.

"He jabbled about his ex-girlfriend all night."

by Matt Windle poet February 26, 2021

Bookbat

/bʊkbat/

a person who dislikes reading books.

"I haven't read in years. I'm a real bookbat."

by Matt Windle poet March 3, 2021

Ladabout

/ladəˈbaʊt/

a party boy that goes out on the town every to most weekends.

"Every time I have a night out I see that guy. He's a real ladabout."

by Matt Windle poet February 23, 2021

THABTO

/ˈθabtəʊ/

two heads are better than one (expressing the view that it's helpful to have the advice or opinion of a second person.

Person 1: "I'll help you to think of names for your new business if you want?"
Person 2: "Aw, will you really?"
Person 1: "Of course I will - THABTO!"

by Matt Windle poet March 4, 2021