Matt Windle poet's definitions
/ˈfari'ma'gəʊnz/
A portmanteau of the names Harry Maguire and Phil Jones. Used as a derogatory term for a person that is useless at football.
A portmanteau of the names Harry Maguire and Phil Jones. Used as a derogatory term for a person that is useless at football.
by Matt Windle poet October 14, 2020

/ʃɒkaʊt/
the act of surprisingly knocking someone out, against the run of play or despite the bookies odds, especially in boxing or mixed martial arts.
the act of surprisingly knocking someone out, against the run of play or despite the bookies odds, especially in boxing or mixed martial arts.
by Matt Windle poet March 27, 2021

/ˈvɛnt(ə)ns/
the overlapping of words within a sentence to form an expression with both the words that precede it and the words that follow.
the overlapping of words within a sentence to form an expression with both the words that precede it and the words that follow.
"There is no chance of golden repairs from the land of the RISING SUN, SETS instead on the horizon of false hopes."
You can have a rising sun and a sunset. 'Land of the rising sunset' is a ventence.
Someone may be a sorry sight or a sight for sore eyes but a 'sorry sight for sore eyes' is a ventence.
You can have a rising sun and a sunset. 'Land of the rising sunset' is a ventence.
Someone may be a sorry sight or a sight for sore eyes but a 'sorry sight for sore eyes' is a ventence.
by Matt Windle poet February 27, 2021

by Matt Windle poet February 20, 2021

/ˈʃɒk/ɪŋ/hɛl/
used for emphasis or to express shock, annoyance or surprise. Often used as a replacement to swearing.
used for emphasis or to express shock, annoyance or surprise. Often used as a replacement to swearing.
Person 1: "Have you heard that Adam has been sacked?"
Person 2: "Shocking hell, you're joking? What for?"
Person 2: "Shocking hell, you're joking? What for?"
by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020

/ju ˈni k/
1. a person that doesn't try to be different and is happy with just being themselves.
2. you personally (yourself).
1. a person that doesn't try to be different and is happy with just being themselves.
2. you personally (yourself).
by Matt Windle poet March 23, 2021

/lʌɪsʌɪt/
1. a person's ability to be able to detect when they are being lied to.
2. being unable to believe (one's) eyes.
1. a person's ability to be able to detect when they are being lied to.
2. being unable to believe (one's) eyes.
by Matt Windle poet March 21, 2021
