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Matt Windle poet's definitions

Pharry Magones

/ˈfari'ma'gəʊnz/

A portmanteau of the names Harry Maguire and Phil Jones. Used as a derogatory term for a person that is useless at football.
"That player can't even make a simple pass. He's a Pharry Magones, he is!"
by Matt Windle poet October 14, 2020
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Shockout

/ʃɒkaʊt/

the act of surprisingly knocking someone out, against the run of play or despite the bookies odds, especially in boxing or mixed martial arts.
"The referee has stopped the fight. Nobody was expecting that. What a shockout!"
by Matt Windle poet March 27, 2021
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Ventence

/ˈvɛnt(ə)ns/

the overlapping of words within a sentence to form an expression with both the words that precede it and the words that follow.
"There is no chance of golden repairs from the land of the RISING SUN, SETS instead on the horizon of false hopes."

You can have a rising sun and a sunset. 'Land of the rising sunset' is a ventence.

Someone may be a sorry sight or a sight for sore eyes but a 'sorry sight for sore eyes' is a ventence.
by Matt Windle poet February 27, 2021
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Newshunty

/nju z/hʌnty/

a person that contrives a situation to gain media exposure.
"He's dying to be back in the papers. He's so newshunty."
by Matt Windle poet February 20, 2021
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Shocking Hell

/ˈʃɒk/ɪŋ/hɛl/

used for emphasis or to express shock, annoyance or surprise. Often used as a replacement to swearing.
Person 1: "Have you heard that Adam has been sacked?"
Person 2: "Shocking hell, you're joking? What for?"
by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020
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Younique

/ju ˈni k/

1. a person that doesn't try to be different and is happy with just being themselves.

2. you personally (yourself).
"Nobody on this entire planet is you, and that's pretty cool. So accept it and be younique."
by Matt Windle poet March 23, 2021
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Lieyesight

/lʌɪsʌɪt/

1. a person's ability to be able to detect when they are being lied to.

2. being unable to believe (one's) eyes.
"He tried lying directly to my face but my lieyesight saw straight through it."
by Matt Windle poet March 21, 2021
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