Matt Windle poet's definitions
by Matt Windle poet February 21, 2021

/ˈpɪd(ə)lˈpʌd(ə)l/
aka piddle pud.
1. the puddle that a person or animal leaves on the floor after urinating.
2. a half-soaked or slow-witted person.
aka piddle pud.
1. the puddle that a person or animal leaves on the floor after urinating.
2. a half-soaked or slow-witted person.
by Matt Windle poet March 24, 2021

/slampɪən/
1. a person or group that wins a poetry slam competition.
2. a sports person or team that achieves a Grand Slam victory.
1. a person or group that wins a poetry slam competition.
2. a sports person or team that achieves a Grand Slam victory.
"And the slampion of this years poetry slam is..."
"After another Grand Slam victory, they are surely the greatest slampions of all time!"
"After another Grand Slam victory, they are surely the greatest slampions of all time!"
by Matt Windle poet March 5, 2021

"He jabbled about his ex-girlfriend all night."
by Matt Windle poet February 26, 2021

by Matt Windle poet March 3, 2021

by Matt Windle poet February 23, 2021

/ˈθabtəʊ/
two heads are better than one (expressing the view that it's helpful to have the advice or opinion of a second person.
two heads are better than one (expressing the view that it's helpful to have the advice or opinion of a second person.
Person 1: "I'll help you to think of names for your new business if you want?"
Person 2: "Aw, will you really?"
Person 1: "Of course I will - THABTO!"
Person 2: "Aw, will you really?"
Person 1: "Of course I will - THABTO!"
by Matt Windle poet March 4, 2021
