Definitions by Matt I

snow day 

What I hope I have on Monday.

I don't have much work to do, but I still want a snow day!

snow day by Matt I January 22, 2005

Smacktard 

Someone who uses codes and cheats in online games. Also an insult for any stupid person.

That smacktard is invincible, don't bother wasting the ammo.

Smacktards like you are the reason the world is so messed up.

Smacktard by Matt I September 11, 2004

Gumpmash 

A mixture of mashed potatoes and saliva, usually encountered at dinnertime. Occasionally found outside of one's mouth, but only through the previous action of spitting it, perhaps at someone or something.

The gumpmash made a chomping noise between my jaws.

Gumpmash by Matt I September 11, 2004

dah 

Romanian/Russian word meaning 'yes'.

Person A: Is Garrett dum?
Me: Dah.

dah by Matt I September 11, 2004

mcgreevey 

REALLY bad governor of New Jersey, one of our worse in recent years (trust me, I live here) who puts his gay lover in charge of state security and otherwise screws up the state.

Don't hat him because he is gay, hate him because he sucks!

mcgreevey by Matt I September 10, 2004

Futurama

REALLY FUNNY animated series by Fox, featuring an intergalactic delivery crew in the year 3000. Look for it on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim, because Fox cancelled it... :(

If you looked this up you probably love Futurama.

Futurama by Matt I September 10, 2004

thp thp 

What I do to scare people. Created by putting one's tongue slightly out of the mouth then pulling back and lowering your bottom lip. Sounds vaguely sexual.

Thp thp... OH MY GOD THAT WAS WRONG!!

thp thp by Matt I September 9, 2004