Matt I's definitions

Smacktard

Someone who uses codes and cheats in online games. Also an insult for any stupid person.

That smacktard is invincible, don't bother wasting the ammo.

Smacktards like you are the reason the world is so messed up.

by Matt I September 11, 2004

Red State

Nuclear testing ground.

Utah is a great red state in which to try out the Bomb.

by Matt I April 21, 2005

Owned

The state of an individual after an action by another has offended, alienated, or otherwised embarrassed the said individual. Examples include winning a hand in poker, defeating someone by a large margin in a fencing bout, and getting bitten by a pelican.

That kid who lost 5-0 got owned!

by Matt I January 29, 2005

dah

Romanian/Russian word meaning 'yes'.

Person A: Is Garrett dum?
Me: Dah.

by Matt I September 11, 2004

Futurama

REALLY FUNNY animated series by Fox, featuring an intergalactic delivery crew in the year 3000. Look for it on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim, because Fox cancelled it... :(

If you looked this up you probably love Futurama.

by Matt I September 10, 2004

Dibs

A claim expressing priority over an object. Similar to the equally definite process of calling something.

If you kill yourself, I have dibs on your IPod

by Matt I February 10, 2005

Power Move

When a girl asks a guy out instead of the other way around. Can be very disconcerting.

Whoa, she totally puled a power move on me last night.

by Matt I April 24, 2005