Matt C's definitions

spooge

Spooge - The shit that comes outta your knob once you done either

a) Screwing
b) Beatin' It

Awww, Ben Affleck's Spooge!

by Matt C April 2, 2004

oren ishii

-=Oren Ishii=-

Member of the DEADLY VIPER ASSASSINATION SQUAD

Chinese/American who gets seriously pissed off when her heritage is brought up as a discussion.

Bride kills her in KILL BILL Vol.1

The price you pay for bring up either my chinese or american hertiage as a negative is...I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here.

by Matt C March 25, 2004

falp

1.)a type of foam (bubbles), usually found after pouring fresh grape juice into a cup.
2.)a blobbish dust cloud formation

I saw the falp floating in my grape juice. That was very falpy.

by Matt C December 12, 2003

ball buster

to jokingly annoy one's friend(s) by throwing insults or jibes meant to slightly annoy

after i fell on my ass and had to wear a butt-donut, my friend became an instant ball buster.

by matt c November 13, 2003

gallah

Australian Slang for an idiot. Comes from the bird of the same name, native to Australia.

"Stop being a gallah!"

by Matt C December 1, 2004

swak

Used commonly in South Africa by people who are too lazy to say 'unfair' or 'unlucky' or 'too bad'.

"No, you may not have my cottage pie"
"Man, that's swak!"

by Matt C August 30, 2003

Chobey

A cock which is wider than it is long

Hey dude, check out my chobey 8-)

by Matt C March 19, 2004