Matt's definitions

28 days

a fuckin crazy aussie band that deserves far more recognition...they also love drinking and drugs, no to mention being dickheads

1) 28 days are fuckin rad

2) 28 days can fuck off

by Matt February 22, 2005

DAF

Drink A Forty

Can be used by youngin's while discussing their business on the phone infront of parents.

Wanna DAF tonight?

by matt November 22, 2003

shcockass

see cockass - colloquial version

you're a shcockass!

by matt November 13, 2003

rennlist

1. A spirt of comradare in ownership of one of the finest marques of automobiles ever to be produced.
2. A website dedicated to enhancing the ownership of the Porsche automobile.

"My timing belt broke! I better check Rennlist on what to do next."

by Matt November 5, 2003

wank stain

Sperm which has got into clothes or furniture that won't come out

the other night when i was wanking, i got this nasty wank stain all over my carpet

by Matt August 14, 2003

NSBM

(Acronym) A standard etla for a devout catholic/christian who believes in No Sex Before Marraige.

Man, don't hook up with Maria, wont get anywhere, shes so NSBM!

by Matt July 26, 2004

tebowned

To be owned by Flordia's quarterback Tim Tebow.

Announcer: "Tim Tebow drops back, rolls to the right, starts to run with it, jukes left, makes two defenders miss, hurdles another, stiff-arms, roundhouse kicks and somersaults his way for a touchdown!"

Florida Fan: "Y'all just got tebowned!"

by Matt January 8, 2007