Matt's definitions

batty

everyone else is nearly correct the batty is a MALES buttocks bum ass.

'you dirty batty boy man u ment to stick to the erb man smoke it daily'

by Matt January 4, 2004

chode

1.Insulting someone by saying there penis is wider than it is long.
2.Nickname for someone who can't get any women or is a homo.

1.Daves chode is blocking my view, shut up chode.
2.Daves just a stupid chode

by Matt March 23, 2004

suckbutch

An insult. Such as shitbrick, dickweed, or fuckbag.

"Gimme my damn shit you fucking dick sucking piece of shit ass suckbutch!"

by Matt December 7, 2004

tons-o-fun

A quantitative measurement of fun dealing with an amount of fun that is over 2000 pounds or more. Usually used sarcastically.

I told Megan that talking to Doug and Josh sounded like tons-o-fun.

by Matt March 9, 2005

Equilibrium

A great action movie starring Christian Bale, and featuring the highest on-screen body count of any film (non-war).

Even more than Hard Boiled.

by matt November 3, 2004

Miskeen

To fuck around on someone or something
or
In the act of doing nasty or stupid things

Yo that girl shes very miskeen cuz she always sleeping around

When you didnt show up for your shift u were very miskeen

by Matt March 5, 2005

Cock

The male reproductive organs used in fucking.

Can I suck your cock?
Sure, Peter. We're both fuckin homos.
Hey, I'm no fuckin homo. I just have a fuckin pussy!

by matt August 27, 2003