drop the soap

To do something horribly, horribly stupid that leaves you wide open to be screwed, like in a prison shower. Screwage may be figurative or literal.

"I dropped the soap! Now I'm as good as screwed!"

by matt November 01, 2003

(just) for the record

synonym for clarification...
regarding an observation

just for the record, your pants are unzipped.

by matt June 02, 2004

penis

the main cannon of a male which give the indavidual possessing it a great amount of erotic pleasure along wiht mass amouts of pain. Only large ones are found on people whom are called matt

"holy shit that guys penis is fuckin gynormous he must be a matt!!"

"that guy is hung like a matt."

by matt January 12, 2005

pinkeye

a cool person

That guy is a real pinkeye

by Matt May 05, 2003

batty

everyone else is nearly correct the batty is a MALES buttocks bum ass.

'you dirty batty boy man u ment to stick to the erb man smoke it daily'

by Matt January 04, 2004

Wiggerlicious

It is the only word that can be used to describe something especially wigger-like.

Wigger 1: Woah G! I jus' totally tricked out my ride with some ice on the bling side.

by Matt April 23, 2004

HOORJ!

actually a strike through is required but it is an exclamation of happiness or goodness like "cool!" or "rad!" or "awesome" or "straight trippin". I believe it was invented by Pokey the Penguin

Me: There's a new pokey the penguin comic!
You: HOORJ!

by matt April 02, 2003