Fat squirrel

=Fatticus Squirrelicus=

A severely plump and/or obese, turbo-nipped, short, male (or hairy female...we cant tell) with brown skin matching that of a squirrels. Squeals and will eat anything....Anything.
Person 1: Dave, you fat squirrel get your squirrely hands off my meatball sub!
Person 2: Yeah u mass of lard with a "face" and a "name"
by Matt January 28, 2005
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How Blue Can You Get

Standard blues song popularized by B.B. King. Has the following verse in it that everybody knows. (Anybody who has been listening to blues and knows their Mojo from their Baby, also please note that the song was performed most frequently in the 50s, when a 10 dollar dinner was pretty expensive)

"I gave you a brand new ford, you said 'I want a Cadillac.'
I bought you a ten dollar dinner, you said 'thanks for the snack'
I let you live in my penhouse, you said it was just a shack.
I gave you seven children, and now you wanna give 'em back! Oh how blue can you get?"
"How Blue can you Get" is perhaps B.B. Kings best work.
by Matt April 25, 2005
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poser

1. A puzzeling question.
2. One who poses.
3. Commonly mistaken for poseur
If you're going to use it spell it right! It's poseur, not "poser."
by Matt May 13, 2006
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Nasophilia

Arousal from the sight, touch, licking, or sucking of a partner's nose.
sucking da eye > playing the pink obeo
by matt November 28, 2003
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rahoul

the word used to describe someone who has such a large nose that he is sometimes called "captain big nose", also see, pinocio, snuffy, and snozza for more definitions
"man that kid has a nose like rahoul"
"rahouls nose is so big that he blows his nose with a bed sheet"
by matt April 08, 2005
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but

used as a greeting in parts of south wales(espescially beddau llantwit and ponty,it is meant to mean mate.
walking down a street.
freind, aquaintence,total stranger walks down the other side of street.
you:arite but!
freind, aquaintence,total stranger:ai!
both walk off
by matt March 27, 2005
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conploy

Conploy means 'to employ someone with the intention of firing them'. Its etymology comes from 'con', meaning a rip off or scam and 'ploy', the ending of the word 'employ' on which this word is based.

(Source and origin: www.insidereality.net/index.php?itemid=281)
"I can't believe he conployed you"
"I was conployed"
by Matt April 22, 2005
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