Matt's definitions

penis

the main cannon of a male which give the indavidual possessing it a great amount of erotic pleasure along wiht mass amouts of pain. Only large ones are found on people whom are called matt

"holy shit that guys penis is fuckin gynormous he must be a matt!!"

"that guy is hung like a matt."

by matt January 12, 2005

(just) for the record

synonym for clarification...
regarding an observation

just for the record, your pants are unzipped.

by matt June 2, 2004

wass

Slang for "wack ass" To be used when ass is inapporpiate (in school) or insufficent. Other forms include fass "fat ass" or drass "drunk ass." Can be used in combination

"Dude, you are such a wass."

"That wass-fass just ate a whole pizza."

by Matt November 30, 2004

Schpankita

similar to the term "forget about it". Used as a filler in conversation to express agreement. Also used to express contempt or disgust.

Ahhh schpankita!

by matt June 11, 2004

Stamp Bag

A bag of herion in powder form.

My dealer hooked me down, I got this stamp bag for only $10. Sweet deal.

by Matt November 12, 2003

butt toast

Flatulence. Used in the Descendents song "Enjoy".

I queefed, enjoy
Smell my bombs, enjoy
Make the most of my butt toast
Enjoy, my good friends, enjoy

by Matt September 12, 2004

the money maker

it is a sexual act where the man rubbs the womans clit between your thumb and your middle finger and pointer finger, using and up and down motion, this stimulates the woman and brings her closer to orgasm

man the other day i licked tanners moms pussy, then i finished her off with the money maker,

by Matt September 8, 2006