Matt's definitions

sporn

Noun- Concatenation of "spam" and "porn." Anyone with a Hotmail account (or any email account for that matter), has their inbox filled with "sporn."

Matt anxiously checked his Hotmail inbox for relevant email from his honey, but alas, it was filled to the brim with unncessary SPORN.

by Matt December 23, 2002

OU

The University of Oklahoma, located in Norman, OK. While most people think that all OU has going for it is its football team, it's actually a very reputable school. Has the best meteorology program in the country (and quite possibly the world) as well as a very well respected engineering program. Also, OU is the only college in the country to have an online information network containing old tests, job opportunities, and many other features. Finally, it is one of the nicest looking campuses you'll ever see. While OU and UT have a very large rivalry, I see no point to it.

Don't overlook OU when you apply to college.

by Matt July 31, 2004

Tbs

Possibly the lamest, most dumbed-down TV station ever to broadcast. Every week they show the same terrible movies (cut of course), the worst reality shows, the stupidest sitcoms and now they even show Sex and the City, cut of course. Might be a good station if they didn't censor everything, or if they showed some actual films other than the most brain-dead ones possible.

Tbs sucks. Typical American trash.

by matt December 7, 2004

turquoise thunder

Something you yell when your taking a break from all that pot, and you want to warn your friends who are smoking that a parental unit is approaching.

Turqoise Thunder!! Hide the bong!

by matt June 15, 2004

Chicken Chaser

(n) a novice hero; an apprentice; one not worthy of praise or renown

"Oy, look at the chicken chaser, not much of a hero is he?"

by Matt November 1, 2004

RPG

Commonly known to serious gamers as "Role playing game" where you play as a made up character or team to achieve a goal

(final fantasy is the best)

Dan bought his RPG

Guy: YO whos the char in that game?
dude: a rabbit!!

by matt March 1, 2005

Derail your corntrain

An expression used to describe someone trying to fuck you in the ass, whether physically, personally or financially.

The car salesman was trying to sell me an air conditioned glove box, extended warranty and undercoating. I said hey buddy, "Stop trying to derail my corntrain"

by Matt September 1, 2004