poon

That asian kid who deals weed out of his chinese restaurant.

Yo poon lemme get some trees... and that sweet and sour chicken.

by matt April 01, 2005

tapitolize

Making one's move on an "opportunity". In strict reference toward a person sexually attractive.

YO. Imma tapitolize on that chick over there, she fine.

by Matt April 06, 2005

midget

some people say my dick looks like a midget between my legs. but, acually, there simply tiny little people that have little man sindrum. normal tall people enjoy making fun of these small people. i know i like to....

dude midget is so small yo momma uses his whole body as a dildo

by matt June 14, 2006

Pedro the Lion

Band led by indie singer/songwriter Dave Bazan. He sings rather depressing, yet beautiful and honest songs about life and the drama that surrounds it. Currently signed to Jade Tree records.

Pedro the Lion is the best depressing music.

by matt December 29, 2004

conan the republican

Governor of Caleefohnia. see governator.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is Conan the Republican.

by matt October 23, 2004

intarweb

Literal: Internet
Usually used in a sarcastic method, it is also used to tease internet-illiterate people and other people who cannot speak simple english. I've usually thought of this as a combination of intranet and world wide web, an intranet being similar to the internet, but it is shared on a LAN rather than the WAN.

omg u b0rk t3h intarw3b!!1!!11!shift+one!1!!

by Matt September 16, 2004

nubbychode

made on one day when tim fischer got his ass beat in a game of super smash bros melee.

NUBBY CHOOOOOOOOOooooOOOODE! a loser, douchebag

by Matt December 10, 2004