shadoingdoing

Penis, dick, cock, one-eyed monster, shmeckle, pecker, johnson.

Mary likes to play with Billy's shadoingdoing after school before her parents get home.

Ernest's mom caught him stroking his shadoingdoing while watching an episode of The View.

by Matt March 11, 2007

bakkle

...it's just bakkle, bitches.

Tom: "sprizzle pop, trakkle bam bam"
Matt: "bakkle."

by Matt December 09, 2004

Dropping game

When your BIG PIMPIN

"Yo Matt, look at Tony on the deck dropping game. he's getting some action tonight

by Matt July 12, 2004

trojan man

A real American hero.

Trojan Man saved me from becoming a daddy.

by Matt August 28, 2004

front bum

What my ex girlfriend's lil sister calls a pussy

mommy i hurt my front bum

by Matt April 01, 2004

my jenn

My everything...she makes me feel as if I need nothing else. Just looking at her smile gives me goosebumps. She has my mind running in a thousand directions and I wouldn't want it any other way. ilysfm hun.

My jenn is the best thing to happen to me.

by matt February 19, 2005

Puffy Cooch Syndrome

1. A condition affecting larger human females in which the female attempts to cover her desposit of fat located above the crotch and just below the belly (See gunt). The result is a "puffiness" of the vaginal area, creating a very awkward look for the female. Also referred to as P.C.S.

That women thinks she's hiding her fat, but really she's just come down with P.C.S.

by Matt January 13, 2005