Matt's definitions

Numpty

Known throughout Essex as "A Morgan"

I'll just have to bin and grear it
Having a laugh at my suspense

by Matt June 14, 2004

road tomato

Performing oral sex on a woman with her period in a moving vehicle.

"I can't believe Kevin gave that bitch road tomato in my car," said Matt.

by Matt August 25, 2003

Gus

a big fat kid who trys to be gothic but he isn't really and he loves popcorn he is also known as patrick

"Oh my god. look it's another gus!" "i think he prefers the term patrick"

by Matt March 11, 2004

Rajay

the indian of all indians

"Wow u smell like indian" "No i smell like Rajay"

by Matt November 17, 2004

beaver bash

The act of having 2 strippers at a bachelor party straddle the grooms head and bash there beavers into his ears. The other party attendees drop $1 bills into the bash area and the strippers bash harder and harder. The grand finale is the anus bash, which ends the beaver bash.

This is not enjoyable for the bashy, but fun for the $1 bill droppers as they get to see beaver slammed violently against the grooms ears!

At C's bachelor pary C and R got beaver bashed. M and P watched in amazement and added the term "Beaver Bash" into there vocabulary.

by Matt July 21, 2008

gibby

Slang for a Gibson guitar. Used by half-assed people and fake punk queers.

"He was hella jammin on that wicked '67 Gibby V!"

by Matt December 5, 2003

G and L

G&L is a guitar manufaturing company founded by George Fullerton and Leo Fender to make premium guitars and bass. It is the third guitar company created/inspired by Leo Fender, the first being Fender (duh) and the second Music Man, which was bought by Ernie Ball. These instruments are refered to as "real Fenders" in that the craftsmanship is next to none, the sounds is natural, and the playability is solid. They cost is many hundred dollars more than American Fenders, but for the most part is worth it. The lower-quality instruments are Tribute by G&L, which are made in Korea and lack the superior electronics and quality woods of G&Ls made in the U.S.

Compare a Fender Strat to a G&L Legecy or Comanche and any Fender bass to a G&L L-2000 and your mind will be blown.

by Matt May 13, 2005