Matt's definitions

Stag

Going to a party alone, after being dumped or having a fight.

"I could be dry-humping Marie Curie at prom instead of going... STAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!" - Gandhi

by matt November 22, 2004

mindstool

Lame hacker, self-proclaimed King of Toolspeak, aka foolspeak.

Mindstool pretends to be band members and everyone believes him. How lame.

by matt October 2, 2004

bumting

Bumting: Something that is attractive or nice to look at.

His chain is bumting

by Matt January 10, 2005

catastrofuck

When a hellhole hits a cataclysm

"A disaster, as opposed to what we have in Iraq now...uh, what's it called when a hellhole hits a cataclysm...a catastrofuck."
-Jon Stewart

by Matt October 5, 2006

Fluffer Butter

James harrison is the pamiest kid around he is becoming the second fluffer butter

A Person who is a OGl scrub hahahahahahahaha yes he is

by Matt December 5, 2004

lacoste

A clothing brand worn by upper-middle class "preps" who know fashion when they see it. Cannot be worn by just anyone, at $70 for the pique polo. Originated by Rene Lacoste. The crocodile was actually an idea he got when he received a crocodile-skin handbag after winning a tennis match.

Lacoste polos are very comfortable and fit well.

by Matt April 25, 2005

garnished

Like served pwned or owned only in the extreme. Derives from the act of hiding garnish in ones clothes as a prank

Dude, is that lettuce in your pocket? You just got garnished.

by Matt March 25, 2005