Kelis

the name of some stupid idiot who sings about her tits... actually i wouldn't call it singing because of her scratchy voice

my milkshakes bring all teh boiiis 2 teh yard.... SHUTUP BITCH, MINE MAKE THEM JUMP THE FENCE

by matt March 06, 2004

civic

JESUS-FUCKING-CHRIST! It's just a car. Plain and simple. It's a car made by Honda Motors, Co, designed to be an inexpensive ECONOMY car. The DX, Value Package, and LX models have a 112 horsepower engine, the EX model has a 127 hp engine (2004 sedan models), and the Si model has a 160 hp engine (2004 model). It's not made for racing, it's made to be fuel-efficient, which it is. Practically every website that has the word "Civic" in it, be it here, a forum, or anywhere else, has this damn argument about whether Civics are good racing cars or not. NOBODY CARES! Most of you probably don't own a car anyway!

The first car I owned a 1989 Honda Civic Hatchback in about 2002-ish. I didn't race it once, but whenever I mentioned I owned a Civic, people didn't care what year it was - they automatically thought I raced and that I was a ricer. Yeah, like I'd race in a car that had a horsepower range of 68-72. I learned to drive a stick shift in that car, that's about it.

by Matt August 08, 2004

how

H-onesty
O-penminded
W-illingness
An Acroynom used in Alchonize AA lingo

To work this program you ned H.O.W.

by Matt January 23, 2005

rennlist

1. A spirt of comradare in ownership of one of the finest marques of automobiles ever to be produced.
2. A website dedicated to enhancing the ownership of the Porsche automobile.

"My timing belt broke! I better check Rennlist on what to do next."

by Matt November 05, 2003

wank stain

Sperm which has got into clothes or furniture that won't come out

the other night when i was wanking, i got this nasty wank stain all over my carpet

by Matt August 14, 2003

NSBM

(Acronym) A standard etla for a devout catholic/christian who believes in No Sex Before Marraige.

Man, don't hook up with Maria, wont get anywhere, shes so NSBM!

by Matt July 26, 2004

Mope Cock

Derogatory term for someone who is lethargic and overweight. A mope cock also likes to whine about his current situation, yet does nothing to fix it. A mope cock also moves slow and eats incredible amounts of food.

"I saw Big Mark at White Castle last night, what a fucking mope cock"

by Matt December 05, 2003